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# my money's on NOT doctor christscience
i mean, he's like triple his size, holy shit

[that took 3 edits]
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I suspect the pie is TAINTED with the THROBBING POWER of JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS
that's my expectation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# IT TOOK 3 EDITS FOR ME TO SAY IT AND IT STILL DOESNT MAKE SENSE
I FUCKING GIB UP ONN D'ENGISH LANGIGE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I fucking rub the boat and spilled the fucking crates of bleach
fuck, completely fucking diluted! haha well, can't stop pies and then aerosol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# but thursday falters silently in a melon bath as the forcible milk of the lemon countermands my leper
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# there were three forefathers four score and twenty years ago who foresaw four saws for sewing open sores
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# the effervescent vespers of the whispered whispers wore waistcoats
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# what choo talking 'bout wills? i ain't got no chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# i need scissors!
SIXTY ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# haha
"why don't you go listen to the latest Disturbed record or attend a monster-truck rally, you sister-fucking inbred living herpes sore."

quality youtube commentage there :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
#
"bitch- please don't act like you've seen stuffed worms in flap-jaw space do raw blinks...we know you're faking the funk"

this wins nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
#
"I was so out of it when this first happened I thought col. was a skeleton it scared me to death I passed out cause I was so scared"

fucking hippies and their playstations!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# but he's a squoosh
they're a very peaceful race. they invented the parasol before the club
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# he might just fall over and accidentally crush the doctor.
unless squooshes weigh, like, nothing. They seem like they might weigh, like, nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# they are made out of the concept of cheerfulness
which bloody hurts if it falls on you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# indeed, a ness full of cheer has quite some mass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# this is a evil squoosh
they have a negative weight and they only exist for 0.5 seconds at a time because thats how long it takes for physics to realise that the rules are being broken

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# stupid physics! all based upon suspicion and herecy!
what they need is the bible, meth and a pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# i'm taking your recipe to the middle east
they need your help
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# yes! I can help them, with free nuclear technology
I'll even airdrop it for them :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Hah.
That reminds me of this www.resonancearchive1.org.uk/audio/speakers/Speakers1-Lecturer.mp3
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)