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# you're a terrible jew
but yes i would let that woman ruin me *sigh*
i like to think ladywoman looks like her, but i think its probably just that they're both italian
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Is she actually Italian? Monica Bellucci that is.
Because she doesn't look like any Italian woman I have seen. And I am Italian.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# The name hardly suggests Wolverhampton.
And yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Might not be genetically, could be adopted or something....
She doesn't have a tan or the Mediterranean orangeness either.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Italian through and through.
Born, bred, her dad's called Luigi.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# northern italians look more german anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Where's Umbria?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)
# middle of italy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Middle-ish
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Every Italian lady I've met (and there have been five, unless I'm forgetting someone)
has been lovely LOVELY lovely, but also a bit batshit. Well, there's one, Gizzy or something her name is (obviously short for something else but I forget), and she's proper crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# oh good lord yes
she screamed at me yesterday for about 20 mins for telling her to go to lectures. then i went back to bed and she made me coffee.

mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# She should go to lectures.
I wish I'd been to more of mine. Well, less of the Night Mail and Hard Days Night ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# That's not just the women.
You've never experienced joy until you've sat round a dinnertable listening to a Italian 'conversation'. And I use the term lightly because it involves violent shouting and usually the waving round of knives.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# See that sounds good.
I prefer passionate types to boring people.

I can't imagine you violently shouting though. Do you get upset?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)
# No, I am either light and jocular or brooding.
I conserve my fury into a concentrate for when it is really necessary.

I dislike passionate people, people and their unreasonable emotions can fuck right off, along with their bigotry, shelfishness and complete disregard for anyone other than those in their slim world.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# *fucks off, with his willfulness and passions*
being passionate doesn't make me a bigot. though i would never accuse someone of bigotry i think you can imagine where i could go with this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)
# ^this
i've very nearly been stabbed in the head with a knife thanks to a wild gesticulation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)