The best woman in the world. I'd give up bacon forever for one night with her.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:05,
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Her tits look depressed.
Although it's understandable really.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:06,
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How happy do your tits look?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:10,
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Sleepy usually.
Or if they're erect, then angry.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:13,
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I have no idea how mine look.
In terms of emotion.
Content, I shall say.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:21,
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Bloated?
Tetchy?
(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:27,
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CONFUCKINGTENT.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:29,
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They sound angry now.
Watch them flail about wildly.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:30,
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My boobs are not flailing.
They are sat happily awaiting instructions.
Yours are flailing. Like socks on the washing line.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:32,
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Socks on a watching line couldn't flail, they could only spin.
You stupid bint!
(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:36,
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Long straight line.
Not one of those spinny things.
Washing LINE, hence the name.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:42,
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That's the one I was thinking of.
They'd just spin round and round with the line. Flailings requires random movement in many directions.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:44,
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The wind does go
in more than one.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:46,
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They'd be attached to the line though, thus would only either be able to spin or bend slightly.
Don't argue spatial dynamics with me WOMAN!
(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:48,
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you're a terrible jew
but yes i would let that woman ruin me *sigh* i like to think ladywoman looks like her, but i think its probably just that they're both italian
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:08,
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Is she actually Italian? Monica Bellucci that is.
Because she doesn't look like any Italian woman I have seen. And I am Italian.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:11,
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The name hardly suggests Wolverhampton.
And yes.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:16,
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Might not be genetically, could be adopted or something....
She doesn't have a tan or the Mediterranean orangeness either.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:18,
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Italian through and through.
Born, bred, her dad's called Luigi.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:20,
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northern italians look more german anyway.
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:34,
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Where's Umbria?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:35,
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middle of italy
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:36,
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Middle-ish
(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:37,
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Every Italian lady I've met (and there have been five, unless I'm forgetting someone)
has been lovely LOVELY lovely, but also a bit batshit. Well, there's one, Gizzy or something her name is (obviously short for something else but I forget), and she's proper crazy.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:12,
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oh good lord yes
she screamed at me yesterday for about 20 mins for telling her to go to lectures. then i went back to bed and she made me coffee.
mental.
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:25,
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She should go to lectures.
I wish I'd been to more of mine. Well, less of the Night Mail and Hard Days Night ones.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:27,
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That's not just the women.
You've never experienced joy until you've sat round a dinnertable listening to a Italian 'conversation'. And I use the term lightly because it involves violent shouting and usually the waving round of knives.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:27,
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See that sounds good.
I prefer passionate types to boring people.
I can't imagine you violently shouting though. Do you get upset?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:31,
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No, I am either light and jocular or brooding.
I conserve my fury into a concentrate for when it is really necessary.
I dislike passionate people, people and their unreasonable emotions can fuck right off, along with their bigotry, shelfishness and complete disregard for anyone other than those in their slim world.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:34,
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*fucks off, with his willfulness and passions*
being passionate doesn't make me a bigot. though i would never accuse someone of bigotry i think you can imagine where i could go with this
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:38,
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^this
i've very nearly been stabbed in the head with a knife thanks to a wild gesticulation.
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:33,
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