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# You text like a chav sir
Are you from Essex?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Alas sir, one is not of the exlusive locale that is known as "Essex", however, one is familiar with the method and syntax of communication therein.
innit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Lavely Wot!
Fakkers int dey
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# now I have the urge to buy a transit van and drive it along the old kent road
singing mary poppins songs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hang on a sec...
You're not the bloke I bought my stereo speakers from are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# speakers mate! bargain ones
worth 500 quid

sell them for £100

can't say fairer than that :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Old Kent Road!!!!
Sarf ov de river
Leaf it art
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# yer havin a laff yer cant
only poofs n forners ga sarf
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Kent?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Duke of Kent?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Duke, duke, duke of Kent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Everybody loves Darts
Read the other day Den Heggarty now works for the Citizens Advice bureau
wonder if he still wears that silver suit?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I'm not overly in love with darts.
I'll watch it, but not at the expense of owt else.

also, never EVER let me play it. Danger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I am from the far north, the mystical land
where it is currently shrouded in leaky grey cloud

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Sheffield?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# more northerly than that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Right, above or below the border?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Not...
Dun Dun Darrrrr
Durham?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# the arctric circles?
that IS mystical
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)