Son of a Romano-British general.
And there were no snakes because Ireland didn't get warm enough before it was cut off at the end of the ice age.
And Guinness is shite
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:02,
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No Moles
Either
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:17,
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