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# IF YOU LIKE A LOT OF CHOC-LATE ON YOUR SNACK PRODUCT
JOIN OUR ASSOCIATION

oh! in my head...
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Indicate the path to my abode
I'm fatigued and I wish to retire
I partook of liquid refreshment 60 minutes ago
And it's gone straight to my pserefenfeniculum,
Wherever I may perambulate,
Through land or sea or agitated water
You will always hear me humming this melodium
"Indicate the path to my abode" ...
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# ^ this
should be our national anthem
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# And be sung in the poshest of posh voices available.
Think Natasha Kaplinsky after a lesbian session with Zara Phillips.

*thinks*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# *thinks*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)