it's a sketch show.
there was a disease called 'the gush' where porn stars came and just kept coming, until they ran out of spluff and sparted spunking blood and organs and died.
After that, the only safe way to make porn was soft-cock porn, where you don't get aroused, and apparently it was tricky at best.
but then you know that
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:15,
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Thank you kind sir!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:21,
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