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# War would be a lot less nasty if I were in charge...

Also a lot more gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# hosepipes can do this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I read that as
Herpes can do this!
(I helped save b3ta! GneissRocks and slatey cleavage, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I read it as
"Help help there are spiders on my cock and I can't stop spluffing!"

Teh GUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I smell a movie deal...

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Starring Adam Sandler
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# "Arachnophilia"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
This!

*stars in*

6. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# tickle much?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Of course.
In a giggly way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# It's not much fun, soft cock. It is like trying to tighten up a screw with a maggot. And keeping the lob in a sexy twat - that is very tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I don't think I fully understood this
but I'd like to.

I got the first bit, but 'keeping the lob in a sexy twat'...is that a lob-on? and why is it hard (if you'll excuse the phrasing) to keep that in sexy bits? surely the problem would be the other way, albeit for a very short time?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *SUPERMEGAGIANTGLOMP*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Aww, pity be a fine thing ;)
*enjoys glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# it wasn't a pity glomp Jess
i just hadn't given you a proper greeting yet
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# It's a quote from Jam about 'The Gush'.
It is to be said in a Dutch accent.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Oh

I feel lost and still don't understand

Edit: Having looked that up I now sort of understand, and have discovered the origins of one of my favourite tv shows (not because I particularly liked all the sketches, but because I liked what they were trying to do, and a fair few worked really well for me :D).
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# it's a sketch show.
there was a disease called "the gush" where porn stars came and just kept coming, until they ran out of spluff and sparted spunking blood and organs and died.

After that, the only safe way to make porn was soft-cock porn, where you don't get aroused, and apparently it was tricky at best.
but then you know that
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Thank you kind sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Blue Jam FTW
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# he jangled his chain, and farted incomprehensibly
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# It can,
but it's a bit a an ordeal for all concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I WANT ONE
:D
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# ME TOO!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# My cock ejaculates happiness
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Me 2
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(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Girl cocks don't ejaculate
it's just all day orgasms
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i've seen movies
that say you're lying
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# it's a very strange movie
just a guy sitting there saying "jessie's lying"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Yeah? well I live off the royalties from that piece of crap
Who's laughing now mink-boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
ooh, it's me

=P
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Ah well
Add the 2 together and you get the squelchy fun, YAY.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# This is why you can't drive.
Orgasams while trying to reverse-parallel park is not a great combination.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# The only black guy on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# tis a gayers gun
it should shoot beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# and... what kind of beer?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# EVERY kind of beer!
yey!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# \o/ that's the best brand of all!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Weather control superweapon?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Would we all stop for tea and biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I'm going to make myself a cup of tea now!
I hope you're happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ecstatic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Do you put the milk in first or second?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Depends
If I'm stood around in the kitchen waiting for the kettle to boil then I might put the milk in with the tea bag.

More often than not I put milk in last. It brews a stronger cup that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# second
or the shotgun kills you
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha! most splendid
i could do with one, i've just spend a couple of wonderful hours with this lot

why are you looking at a picture of my pensioners.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Because I find each and every one of them very sexy indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# this lot would run you ragged
god only knows what they are taking.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# It fires
gayness
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)