My laptop's been slowly dying for the last 3 years.
It's got computer syphilis and the keyboard is all clogged up with crumbs and ash and bits.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:24,
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CLEAN THE POOR LAPTOP. Clean him and call him Sam.
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Ttssattsr,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:27,
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Sam is a people name.
If I had to name it I'd probably call it something awesome like Captain Laptop or The Widowmaker or something.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:32,
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Captain Vacuum?
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Ttssattsr,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:35,
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did you try spybot
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:37,
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I did, thanks.
It found 7 threats, but couldn't remove the most malicious. I guess it was just my PC's time to go :(
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Ttssattsr,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:46,
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