And the Lord said'That's nothing, check this out' and all the sea were turned to wine.
And Simon, who is called Peter, sayeth 'Fantastic, now where do I piss?'
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Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:26,
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And Simon, who is called Peter, sayeth 'Fantastic, now where do I piss?'
And Simon, who is called Peter, was right ticked off.'Bloody one-upmanship' quoth he. 'One day someone's going to nail that smug git to a tree'. And lo he did go forth from that place to another place, and spake thusly: 'Judas, me old china. A word in your shell-like...'
And verily the rest is history. Or mythology at any rate.
(And verily the rest is history. Or mythology at any rate.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
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