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[challenge entry] 'ning!

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(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I spent far too long waiting
For the little red light to whizz across to the other eye like Knight Rider
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# knight rider doesn't have eyes
you're thinking of cylons
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I know it doesn't
And no I'm not.

I knew exactly what I meant
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# i know
i'm just being a wee jobby
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# The Hoff drove a Cylon?
wierd...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# And Moff drove a Pylon
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# and Jesus rode a Harley Davidson* apparently...
/Ugly Kid Joe



*in the bible they call it a Triumph though
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# i thought it was a donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Moses
that's who
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Jesus rode Moses?
I can see why they didn't mention that too often... O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# yes
The Red Sea parted when Moses raised his mighty rod of God over the Sea as directed by God
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# "And
the roar of Moses' triumph could be heard across the land"

was it Jesus's, but Moses had borrowed it?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Ah, the updated Easter story
'And lo, Jesus rode into Jerusalem on the back of a gleaming Harley. And he looked and saw it was full of bombs. And he said unto his disciples 'Bugger this for a game of Roman soldiers, who's for Agia Napa?''
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# And lo Mary Magdalene did hop on the pillion...
Awesome! Quoth the Lord. Now for some dope and a litre of Jack and we can get this party started.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# a gif for every occasion!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I seem to have a surplus of Jesus gifs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I've got a Jesus jpg...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I was just about to ask about that pic!!
best of all the RIS pics.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Hurrah!
Cheers =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# And they did ride unto the coast
Where Mary didst panic, and wonder how they were to come unto Cyprus.
And Jesus said unto her 'Watch this shit', as he carried her all the way across the med
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# And Simon, who is called Peter, did hang ten, and spake unto Christ
'caught my first tube today, Lord'. And lo, there was much rejoicing
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# And the Lord said
'That's nothing, check this out' and all the sea were turned to wine.
And Simon, who is called Peter, sayeth 'Fantastic, now where do I piss?'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# And Simon, who is called Peter, was right ticked off.
'Bloody one-upmanship' quoth he. 'One day someone's going to nail that smug git to a tree'. And lo he did go forth from that place to another place, and spake thusly: 'Judas, me old china. A word in your shell-like...'

And verily the rest is history. Or mythology at any rate.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# No one said KITT had eyes, just that the red light would zip back and forth like the light on the front of KITT
/goes to bed
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Yes! What he said!
And KITT is what I meant. Is it obvious I've never actually sat and watched one of those?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# the A-Team van just had a red stripe on the paintwork
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# shut up
*crosses arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *crosses eyes*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *crosses road*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# *coronations street*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *coronation chickens*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *chicken crosses road*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# ...and the circle is complete
\o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# *implodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# *complodes*


/Futurama
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# *crosses streams*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# =)
www.b3ta.com/board/8315967
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# like 'eagle-eye' Action Man
I never understood why he couldn't look up or down

it just made him look like a shifty squaddie paedo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Haha
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)