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# Lucky Geoff. :/

I can't get one.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# no cock?

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Indeed.
I just have a bony nodule.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# moisturise it with pig's blood
laced with insulin-like growth factor-1 and rub it against every oak tree you pass.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# What's ity called when you get your bony nodule pierced?
Apart from "fun"
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# orthopaedic surgery

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)