
At lunch time I was caught short in the street, so I nipped down an alleyway and squatted in a doorway and sprayed torrents of foetid diarrhoea all about, moaning and groaning as the hot crap seared my poor ringpiece.
Turned out it wasn't an alley way at all, but London's famous Oxford Street!
Imagine my embarrassment.
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Turned out it wasn't an alley way at all, but London's famous Oxford Street!
Imagine my embarrassment.