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# Hello!
At lunch time I was caught short in the street, so I nipped down an alleyway and squatted in a doorway and sprayed torrents of foetid diarrhoea all about, moaning and groaning as the hot crap seared my poor ringpiece.

Turned out it wasn't an alley way at all, but London's famous Oxford Street!
Imagine my embarrassment.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I can only imagine your embarrasment
as the other people doing that also turned inside out slightly and popped out a kidney or two!

try harder young man!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)