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# beards aren't the tastiest food
turning the 1 beard into food for 15,000 wouldn't be the greatest miracle because the 15,000 would go

'uergh, what do you call this, jesus?' and then spend ten minutes pawing at their tongues to get the hair off it.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Jesus would just stand
there laughing his moist, soundless laugh
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# The last you'd see of him
would be his face thrown back in mirth as the waves of hair washed over him.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)