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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# hahaha
jesus cushions!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# that's not another word for tits is it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# *ponders marketable qualities of this statement*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Hee hee!
Beard hair's a bit not-soft for cushions I reckon though.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# That there's the silky smooth
variety that wizards have
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# it needs marinading in margarine for 3 furlongs first
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# What if you used really strong canvas for the cushion
then put a nice soft cover over the top?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Perfect. You should give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I don't have access to that much beard hair.
For some reason Manwife's head hair grows like the clappers (he has dreads down to midway down his bum, and I trimmed half a foot off them a while back) but his beard takes AGES to grow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# you do realise what the obvious solution is, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hide in ZZ Top's dressing room with a syringe full of muscle relaxant?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# ok, second most obvious





weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Shear Blessed?
Omid Djalili?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I wonder what sound a beard makes when it's growing really fast?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Sort of like what
a hairy tree might sound like speeded up a thousand times

Like a burgeoning sound, but felty
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I imagine moist creaking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I like rubbing felt against my cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# VVVVRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# "I think even jesus would be struggling here".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# OVERBEARD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Jesus would use it
to feed all the hungry people what are milling about the place, all hungry like.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# beards aren't the tastiest food
turning the 1 beard into food for 15,000 wouldn't be the greatest miracle because the 15,000 would go

"uergh, what do you call this, jesus?" and then spend ten minutes pawing at their tongues to get the hair off it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Jesus would just stand
there laughing his moist, soundless laugh
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# The last you'd see of him
would be his face thrown back in mirth as the waves of hair washed over him.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Jesus the greatest superhero of all.
With his special power of making some loaves and fish feed more people than they could reasonably be thought to feed. Nice one Jesus, where's that cure for cancer?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)