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# Ha!
What behaviour annoys you the most?

-Smelly food
-Playing music too loud
-Not offering seats
-Dropping litter
-Talking loudly on mobiles
-MAKING PROPAGANDA POSTERS FOR THE GOVERNMENT
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# it's hardly propaganda
it might be a bit cack-handed but it's merely inviting people to be more considerate of others when using public transport, and that can only be a good thing.
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Suppose.
Maybe I'm thinking of the posters I saw in a maternity ward warning of the terrible dangers to babies of bottle feeding.

It is like propaganda, in that it is the marketing of ideas. Advertising good behaviour.
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
#
You're average tube traveller needs constanty reminded of how not to be a cunt. It'd work better if it was done by people with megaphones and a penchant for swearing and shouting.

"LET PEOPLE OF THE FUCKING TRAIN FIRST YOU IGNORANT CUNT"

just as an example.
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I fully endorse this method.
Also,

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STANDING AT THE BASE OF THE STAIRS, HAVING A CONVERSATION, YOU TIT?!"

could be applied to many public situations.
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I quite often want to shout
IT'S FUCKING RUSH HOUR, LET'S SEE SOME FUCKING RUSHING!

but I'm an impatient cunt
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
# or perhaps
'WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JUST STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CORRIDOR, WITH AN ENTIRE CITY OF PEOPLE BEHIND YOU, FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON?'

although i've come to the conclusion that people in london aren't rude, they're just stupid. and when there's that many stupid people in one place it comes across as rudeness.
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# If I'm close enough
I just walk into people who stop. I'll make no real effort to get out of the way, or to slow down (thereby annoying the people behind me).
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:46, archived)
# I always said...
...that my first car would be a beaten ol' bag o' shite, for just that reason.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Trains
remove rails, apply tarmac add 1500 cars containing at least 4 people, for every train containing 4 people
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)