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(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I am having my first panic attack for years.
They are far less pleasant than I remember, not that they were ever pleasant.

Are you sure I cannot die from this?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Depends what you're doing at the time.
You're not flying a plane are you? That could be sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# No, just sitting, hoping it will go away.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I'd go for a lie down, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Alcohol helps
or some nice soothing music
I recomend panic attack
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Well chill out man.
You're fine. Everything's OK. It's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I know.
I am not actually panicking, I just cannot breath properly and feel like my heart is about to explode.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Does your left arm tingle?
Because a heart attack could kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Stop worrying
About the difference between Hung and Hanged. 99% of people wont know the difference anyway
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# What ever it is that is aaking you panic
just stop
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I am balancing on the edge of a cliff with a knife between my teeth.
Do you think that might be a contributary factor?

Laughing makes me panic, I have just discovered.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# don't look... erm
just don't look
(how did you get the PC to the edge of the cliff?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Science and bees.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:50, archived)