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[challenge entry] hehehe
this is notitsownthreadworthy, cos quick, lame and crap so have it here

and thanks to bigwasteofspace for the inspiration
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From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 639 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# i think i would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# you would what?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I'd start by pulling her knickers down with my teeth
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# and then start licking her balls?
the shaved pussy upskirts were are forgery you know
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# no one seems to want me to make it with a woman do they?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# when you do make it with a woman
have kif inform the men.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I will! I had a bit of a crush on leela, then I saw some toonporn depicting her as shemale
it ruined futurama for me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# hahahahaha!
you still have zoidberg

YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# no I'll cling on to dreams of Amy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# yes, but
she's in love with a green pansy who can inflate his own head.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hum...I have some green paint
And my head would inflate in her presence, so there's still hope.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# pff
you've got a better chance with femputer.
or the amazonians, they're all kinky snu-snu-hungry bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I'm depressed enough as it is
I don't need my fantasies destroyed. Next you'll tell me Liza Simpson wouldn't go for me cause I'm a maths nerd
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# she'd totally go for you!
5 minutes alone with her and you'd be harder than a quadratic equation
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# That wouldn't be hard enough for penetration
x=(-b+/-sqrt(b^2-4ac))/2a
Bam! works every time...
Best make me a quintic...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# NERD!
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# sorry come back I didn't mean it
oh no, not again. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *runs back*
i'm only running off to my mum's because she's made roast lamb for dinner. 'bye!
*runs away again*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# he's a spineless bastard
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# that just means
he can easily contort into interesting positions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I'm only metaphorically spineless
as I found out when I hurt my back trying autofellatio.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# awww
*compassionately strokes k3b/-\b's head (the one for talking, not for wanking)*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *sobs*
It means so much...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:08, archived)