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# What did you do with his cement?
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:21, archived)
# During the Three Day Week
you couldn't get cement for love nor money.

My mother used to go up the builders' merchants and flirt to get a broken bag on top of our bag-a-day allowance.

What use is a bag of cement a day, 3 days a week, when you are building a house?

Eh?

Eh?

Right!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# anywhere you want me to put it, sir.


Tom's top tip of the day: always supply demons with cement if they ask for it.

also, aways call them "sir"
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Unless they're female, presumably.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:28, archived)
# i find it very hard to tell demons genders. which, believe you me, has got me into trouble more than once
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# You were never quite the same after meeting that succubus were you?
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Just WHERE
is my FUCKING cement you retards? :D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:57, archived)