Pissheads are generally cunts.
I don't know anyone who isn't either annoying or aggressive when really smashed.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:19,
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My local kebab shop has shut...
I now have no take away options on the way home...
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:26,
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Yeah aparantly he was quite a large built buildertype.
By the time he left the pub he had become barstaff and customers punching bag:D
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21,
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Yeah, not the best way to get a crowd to like you.
My parents met in the pub they both worked in- my mum was managing and my dad was the cellarman. She's tiny, he's massive, and very protective. I think he beat the shite out of a couple of lads who tried it on with her.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:23,
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Why it it
Very big guys end up gongi out with very small girlies?
My ex was 14" shorter than I am:p
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:24,
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My ex was 14" shorter than I am:p
Well speaking from down here
5ft10 and above is really what I go for as I like to feel protected. Possibly because I don't really need to be.
But then girlies I like to be short. Short and curvaceous.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:27,
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But then girlies I like to be short. Short and curvaceous.
Yeah and I think tall guys like to be protective.
PlusI think the snuggle factor in relation to limbs and limbjoins is a lot more compatible with a height difference.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:32,
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You take your head off and put it at the end of your bed!
*fears*
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:41,
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I am double the weight of my woman
She is a little petite thing.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:32,
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Hah, I'll never be half the weight of the man.
Unless he puts on quite a lot of poundage. Suprisingly heavy, I am. I mean, I'm not saying I'm skinny, I'm not, but I still don't look as heavy as I am by any stretch.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:33,
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I'm the complete opposite.
I've often theorised that I must be mainly composed of hydrogen to account for my light footedness.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:36,
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Swap, it's much more fitting for you to be heavy than me.
I'd gladly lose some of the strength in my legs if it meant I lost some of the weight associated with.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:37,
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I am just super super sturdy (and quite fat)
It's a combination of Weightlifting and pie eating. I gained 1.5 stone at the gym! Just can't help it. But heck, god made us all perfect, who am i to complain.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:39,
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Are you like me? Put on muscle really easily?
I have to be careful what exercises I do otherwise I just start to pile on bulk and get my Chyna shoulders back.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:40,
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Yeah, totally.
My forearms are bigger than most of my mate's biceps :-D.
My thighs are each the width of the Lady's waist.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:43,
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My thighs are each the width of the Lady's waist.
It's why I do so much yoga, stops me bulking.
It's ok for you, you don't look silly with big muscles.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46,
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Heh, yeah.
I used to do tai chi, i liked that, nice and slooow. But now it's all weights, swimming and boxing the bag.
Glee.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:48,
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Glee.
Oh I miss boxing.
and rugby. Fucking joints, I'd kill myself if I went back onto both of them or indeed either with the same vigour.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:49,
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Pass.
I prefer to be light and agile than be a hulking monolith, plus being swift and graceful is more fitting for a gentleman.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:41,
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I should add that someone tried sitting on my chest once.
I flicked my legs up and locked them round his throat.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46,
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Yeah but that was one person
and that one person wasn't me or Saccharine.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:48,
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It was you, I then had perverted sex with you and wiped your memory.
It also explains why beans now make you wince.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:50,
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