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# Bollocks to you.
I've done loads today. Also cried once (bloody IT) and been a very angry captain at my team.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# stop crying soldier
be a man.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# But then I'll have a willy.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# If you had a willy
I'd suck it.

Edit: as long as you still had the boobs, you understand.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Damn straight you would.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# If, however, you had a hammer...
I'd run.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# there are many reasons to run away from the Capt
it's a trade off between the risks and benefits.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I think Capt. + Hammers = run away.
It's all dependant on the implement...
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# HEY HEY HEY
I'm a lovely person. And anyway, it's not the hammer you want to be worried about- it's the cutlass.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# As I said, it's dependant on the implement...
Hammer / Cutlass = run away

Scissors = telling off

Bass = get guitar out

no implement = open arms and big smile

I'd make a sliding scale, but I'm meant to be w*rking...
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# you underestimate the dangerosity of unarmed Capt.
that is dangerous in itself.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I like the danger...
=D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:01, archived)