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# I hope you don't mind ;)


( Edit - Sorry, it was supposed to be in the thread below :()
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# why the fuck are these still appearing in new threads?
edit: I now feel really bad for writing an unjustly harsh response. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
#
the machines got SMART!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Well I feel I'm justified in TJing my newest online booking!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# !
install a webcam in the room

4) profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Shirley as Gamesmaster he'd have webcam detection tools!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# no
that was Diamond's department...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
#
would

lovely work, prob the best of yours ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# out of curiosity
when you saw that image, did you assume that panasonic drew it?

Because he didn't.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# you're looking old
mind you, your hair has grown back.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I might don
a monocle and a bow tie when I'm older. it just makes you so much more interesting ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I too dream of the day when I can wrap a piece of cloth round my neck and balance a circle of glass on my face
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# personally, i want to look like Benjamin Franklin when i'm an old man.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I'm currently going for the Buffalo Bill facial hair
it's ace!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I often go more for the
brian Blessed look but she who must be feared keeps making me shave on account of her just being a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ben franklin all the way.
it even allows for male pattern baldness.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# ooooooooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# My word.
That's special.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Yeah
But he does look pissed off!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Probably some black people in front of him.
Love him as I do, gentle, affable creature he aint.
edited from 'blacks' to 'black people' as I made myself look like the racialist instead of him then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# lacist!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Don't worry, he's
so old that the only term he's likely to understand is porch monkey.

(don't any of the left wing lovies get on my case now, writing words down does not make me condone anything )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# *is left wing lovie*
*chortles anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I'm going to hide behind you next time I have to
say something mildly inappropriate.

Right. Back to working 100% instead of 80.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# porch monkey eh?
Take it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *Sheeny curse*
FFS, I've got cock all drive today. COME ON FAE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# come on Fae.
do some work and I promise to tickle you in a mildly inappropriate way when we meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Well that's all the bargaining I need.
I am working, just doing both. Which I swore off, but meh. Today's bad enough without me being hard on myself. Luckily I'm fucking quick so it should all be ok.

RIGHT Byeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# where did it come from
and can I just send it in a taxi?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I was doing a Clerks 2 thing
but am too tired to keep it going
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# cultural references
to things I won't have seen will always fail with me. You have to remember that I'm a bit of an old bastard and not always 'down with the kids'

have this though ;)


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
#
Very Nice - Moore please.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I say that's rather good
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Watch out
he's dangerous

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# SPACE MOORE OVERLORD SQUEEZING THE PISS OUT OF ORPHAN HUMANS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I don't know...
Maybe you should ask Lisa and start a new thread showing what she says and think you're really funny for joining a shite bandwagon

EDIT* DO these remind anyone else of the Iraqi Information Minister of a few years back?
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# or not
as the case may be
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# boo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# yikes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# wait a minute - that isn't the Ghost of the old lighthouse owner
it's Mr. Freebs who wants to turn this whole area in to a Scottish themed theme park...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# SCOTLAND's
theme park.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *makes some vague comment about
riding the best Scotland has to offer*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# *vaguely responds in a suggestive manner*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# *suggestively responds in a vague manner*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *eats a digestive*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# you won't get a rise out of me
er...oops
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I'll take you all on.
*buckles cycle helmet*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# The most popular ride is the trip to the hospital in the back of an ambulance
after getting smacked by a drunkard Scottish bloke. The queues are just too long though
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# the mistake you've made there is that you've based your opinions on
popular misconceptions or a trip to Dundee.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Actually it was a trip to Glasgow.
I was hit for, and I quote "Being a Southern wanker"

Now please bare in mind I was born and have grown up in Leeds which while being Southern to him is still considered very much NORTHERN
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I'm from Sheffield
and have been called southern by people from bloody Coventry.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# lol
I think the North South divide needs to be reset with proper boundaries just for clarifications sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Birmingham and up
is the north.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# She told me
that her speciality is trains and she doesn't know about clothes.

/takes things literally blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Oi wouldn't know anythin 'bout that, sur.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# s'more than my job's worth to know anyfink 'bout
clothes...

*offers advice in the all together*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# EW EW EW
I chew my pen. I also stir my coffee with it.

I've just been chewing my pen thinking 'mmm, tastes a bit like coffee'.

However, I've just realised the last cup of coffee I stirred with it was last Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# bleargh!
there's a lesson to be learned there Cappy...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# you're probably alright
as a precaution though, it is my professional opinion that you need to take the rest of the day off and spend it in the sunsine having fun and ice lollies.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Without clothes, I imagine?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I thought we were al naked
already...

I'm getting some very interested looks from across teh office.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I've already got two letters of resignation from the rest of the office.
the others aren't in today.

Nekkid office rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I'm very tempted to start working naked
or perhaps in a red posing-pouch. I like this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I WISH
I'm not just doing my job today, otherwise I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
#
just
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Bollocks to you.
I've done loads today. Also cried once (bloody IT) and been a very angry captain at my team.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# stop crying soldier
be a man.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# But then I'll have a willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# If you had a willy
I'd suck it.

Edit: as long as you still had the boobs, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Damn straight you would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# If, however, you had a hammer...
I'd run.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# there are many reasons to run away from the Capt
it's a trade off between the risks and benefits.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I think Capt. + Hammers = run away.
It's all dependant on the implement...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# HEY HEY HEY
I'm a lovely person. And anyway, it's not the hammer you want to be worried about- it's the cutlass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# As I said, it's dependant on the implement...
Hammer / Cutlass = run away

Scissors = telling off

Bass = get guitar out

no implement = open arms and big smile

I'd make a sliding scale, but I'm meant to be w*rking...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# you underestimate the dangerosity of unarmed Capt.
that is dangerous in itself.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I like the danger...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I used to have those fruit flavored colour pens
they were awesome. They don't do stuff like that for kids anymore
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# They took those away in 84, I think.
Smelly rubbers went in 84, I'm sure of it. I had a book about the year, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# 84 must have been a really boring year...
Or your book must be fucking huge for the demise of smelly rubbers to feature
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# It wasn't the most exciting of years
obviously my parents wouldn't say that. They got married and had me all within the last half.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# much better of 1983, I tell you. The most notable fact of 1983 is that
Donna Griffiths of Pershore stops sneezing after a continual series of sneezes for 978 days
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# she must have been
fucking grateful.
Or did she die? Is that why she stopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# yummy yummy smelly rubbers
I cannot recall a single fatality.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I think encouraging children to consume ink
is one of the better things to have fallen by the wayside.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Ask the L.I.S.A.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# No problem
keep living up to your user name ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Mockingbird!
Mockingbird =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Every time she purses her lips, I feel that she is disappointed in me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Is that a Smiths lyric?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Pet Shop Boys song title
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Damn! So close and yet so far...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I get that too
It makes me wank faster.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# HA HA HA
him no likey
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha
you should submit it to one of those "2 girls 1 cup reactions" sites
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# it's shit though
I just threw it together just now, hence the bad perspective on the laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# haha! ahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# WORDS, WORDS, WORDS
LOL. ROFL, Grak, grak



cunt

EDIT: Probably a bit harsh
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)