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# ...you know, I should.
JEANYUS!

I do actually want to write a decent kids book though, y'know, one that isn't 'JILL HAS THE BALL THE BALL IS RED' so kids can actually get some sort of emotional feedback from the book instead of thinking 'reading is shit, I'm going to go burn things now.'
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Have you read any Richard Bach?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Can't say I have! tell me more.
I enclose my £5.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Read a book called Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
It really did change my life a bit. It's so wonderful, just thinking about it is making me a bit awestruck.

www.amazon.co.uk/Jonathan-Livingston-Seagull-Richard-Bach/dp/0006490344


Here we go. I promise you won't regret it, and if you do I'll buy it off you as I lost my copy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# looks a bit gay
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 8 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# So did your mum when I was in up to my elbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 8 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# oh, ok then
the story about a seagul who is bad at flying is lovely.

i cried.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 8 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# So did she.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 8 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Read it when I was 13
Nice story
but not life changing
Only thing I ever read that was life changing was a copy of Knave
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 8 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Oh, I've heard of this!
My english teacher said it was the best book ever, and it would change your life etc.

I shall get it and read it :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Bah!
Read Dumas instead. READ IT!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# *cunts in the fuck*
The classics will teach you more about the conflicts and delicacies of life than self-help and free-thinking books ever will.

Plus they are free.
www.literature.org/authors/dumas-alexandre/the-count-of-monte-cristo/
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# What? Knave?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 8 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# good god that sounds awful! the tale of a seagull that tries to be all it can be!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 8 May 2008, 18:23, archived)
# "The ball is blue, it must be sad.
Let's cheer up the ball."
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:55, archived)