London fuckwit Boris 'fucking' Johnsonsitting at his empty desk, struggling to keep to the ban from head office on him opening his idiot fucking mouth and languidly pasing the time wanking his tiny little fact cock onto a digestive while ramming a broom handle up his fag (David Cameron's) arse. The brainless fucking imbecile.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 9 May 2008, 11:32,
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Is a fact cockone that pisses out random trivia? Kind of like a urinal version of talking from your arse?
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boris the spider,
Fri 9 May 2008, 11:35,
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hahaI'll leave that typo be, your definition amuses me.
Although Boris's grip on facts is pretty fucking slim, the dribbling cunt.
(Although Boris's grip on facts is pretty fucking slim, the dribbling cunt.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 9 May 2008, 11:37,
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I thinkthat his grasp on facts is pretty slim for two main reasons -- firstly his fact cock is pretty small, and secondly all the facts are spunking out of it instead of his mouth.
( boris the spider,
Fri 9 May 2008, 11:40,
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you forgot to add"the gawping twat-bained gimp"
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 9 May 2008, 11:50,
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sorry* and plus he's a gawping twat-brained gimp
( boris the spider,
Fri 9 May 2008, 12:00,
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*clicks*I want to remember this moment, so that when this happens, I can know you predicted it.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 9 May 2008, 11:46,
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