Ha ha ha ha ha
*awards points for wrongness*
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 9 May 2008, 12:18,
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I am familiar with this problem...
If you can suck your gut in for long nough you should be able to gain access though...
(Spoon man! Spoon!)
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 9 May 2008, 12:22,
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Doggy Style
Then you can rest some Jazz mags on her back while your wriggling about.
With the improved performance she probably wont notice you flicking the pages
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on,
Fri 9 May 2008, 12:23,
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