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# You Maniac! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you to hell!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# prophetic or pathetic?
him, that is, not you.
obviously.
EDIT: congratulations! when did the joyous event occur?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# He was born on the 8th.
He's gorgeous!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# aaaaaawwwww!
are they home yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# 8th What?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# We were all back home the next day.
Mum and Arthur are perfect.
I love being a daddy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# give it a few weeks
you'll still love being a daddy, but you'll really wish you had a soundproof nursery...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# 110% percent perfect
what with the extra toes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# congratualtions!
we were expecting on 5th- still waiting!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# better watch three don't come along at once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# first?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# You mad fools
Do you realise your life is now over?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Nah! It's just beginning...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Insane Giggling
You fool, don't you know what will become of the first born of man when my plan to conquer the earth bears fruit?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# ^^this
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# yes, 1st
we're going for a curry tonight, and if that don't work, it's out with the toolbox
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# just go to this hospital
www.hccabral.com/

er, and get a free Portuguese holiday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# giblet massala?
amputation aloo?
gizzard gobi?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# pff
about 6 of my friends went 2 weeks over with their first. we're waiting for an early delivery from my sis, she's due to have twin boys mid-july, but she's absolutely massive!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# sexyness can help get things moving
suggest that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# it's just too weird to contemplate
feeling junior squirming away inside her while you make the beast with two backs
(not to mention the inadvertant kiddie oral scenario)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
*awards points for wrongness*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# it's a freakshow
too fat to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I am familiar with this problem...
If you can suck your gut in for long nough you should be able to gain access though...

(Spoon man! Spoon!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Doggy Style
Then you can rest some Jazz mags on her back while your wriggling about.

With the improved performance she probably wont notice you flicking the pages
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# threesomes ftw!
actually, that's quite sick...

*slaps self*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# actually there's some Austrian in our family....
cellar sex woohoo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Buy her sex
Yay
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# i think the chances of you pushing through her cervix into the uterus are very slim
but doggy or her on top would probably be the best positions.

are you telling me you havn't had sex for the entire 9 months?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# yes, but she wasn't there
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I WANT A BABY!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# You can have some of Mine
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hmm
think my own might be more entertaining. Thanks tho.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Oh Mine are entertaining
Just some of them have "anger Issues"
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# hmmm,
might pass, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# If only. The reality is much worse.
Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# ha ha ha
mental
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# good morningnoon chap.
also arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hooray! It's g...
Long time, no speaky...
You okay?
All's tickety-boo here in sunny Norwich.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# 'tis good
i have been trying to spend more time doing outdoor in the sunshine stuff, also a uke turned up today, have spent 10 mins trying to master it, fed up with it now as i can't make it work.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Those cheeky Ukranians...
...they hate being mastered.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# i'm now on the lookout for a more compliant pole
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# The Clown Prince in his new clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# We can only hope it'll be that quick
put us out of our misery.

Fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I'm so pissed off with him
banning drinking on the tube.

What an absolute Cnut you are Boris.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Am it boris tiem?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# he's a puppet!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Tip-top!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# aww clive is great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)