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# anal cunt + moist = SHAM!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:29, archived)
# smear it in gravy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:30, archived)
# will you the pork
or will you the lamb?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# HAMB
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:37, archived)
# indeed, this
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Good breedin' stock . . .
slice me off a side of Sam !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
# bear grylls would be tucking in to
this poor chap while it was still bleeting
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
# i hate those bear grylls
so fatty you have to watch the grill pan doesn't catch fire
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# too right
my lean mean giant-land-carnivore grilling machine set my fucking curtains on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Spread those genes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Y E S !
Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world
You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl
Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# zank, your taste in music
is as brilliant as it is bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# and . . .
i only know 3 chords!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# *QUOs*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i was playing Down Down last night and my daughter made me crank it "i like that song dad!"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Such a lully lullaby baby !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# sexham!
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Oh yeah . . .
where you been all my wife honey ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# yeah, baby, get into it
baby get into it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# those
oily fingers will live with me for the rest of my days........I have them in a jar in a secret underground cellar.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# oh god
show me that pink, honey.
SHOW ME THE FUCKING PINK
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# she's for sale, you know.
i can hook you up with her for a small fee.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Hello!
what time of the board do you call this?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# hello!
i call this "i'm at my computer, work done for the day, and stupid client is supposed to call me to give me direction on what i'm supposed to do next week but he hasn't bothered yet and i'm pissed off because i want to get busy on it this weekend so i don't have to rush on monday and tuesday-time".

otherwise known as "i'd rather be unconscious".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:52, archived)
# this i can relate to
only having 35 minutes to knock off time
is it me or is the clock going backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# no, you're looking at it in the mirror
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# fuck
im going backwards - anyone want anything from the 60's?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# take a moment and kill all the musicians.
the ones from that era who survived all turned to shit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# you draw up the list
and i shall purchase* some time travel proof ammunition!

* = shoplift
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# list: all of them.
weapon: firehammer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# oooerrr.....
im gonna have fun sneaking that out of the store!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:06, archived)
# save captain beefheart anf lou reed please.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# lou reed's a musician?
since when?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:06, archived)
# metal machine music, of course.
i want to walk down the aisle to side 3.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# HAHA
its like ann summers designed a human hand.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Hahahahah!!
The hand is unshopped :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# it has six digits
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# It's unshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# all decent appendages do.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# ask cockweasle. he licked her.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# or
hamb?

Either way it looks tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:48, archived)