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# same here!
i had it on top of the telly, but it fell off about 4 times in a week. after catching it and getting a handful of spikes for the third time, i decided to cut all its spikes off. it still survived!
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I did that too, I was picking spikes out of my hand for hours.
I never learn, so mine's still fully spikey.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# best to leave it
cutting the spikes off can often kill them. i've got 5 now, but the others have kind of umbrella-shaped spike clusters, so they turn down and don't prickle you.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Cunning.
I've had this one for years now. Might get some more when I stop moving around so much.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:21, archived)
# have you named it?
i never bother to name any other plants, but cactus all get names.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Nah, I haven't bothered.
I'm sure my girlfriend will if she ever moves in.
She names everything.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# everything?
come on then, tell us what she's named your little trouser chappie
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# She has named him.
I'm not going to tell you what though.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# tell me! i must know!
is it rumpelstiltskin?
robert mugabe?
mr. sausage?
admiral porkus?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# If I say she calls him Mr Third Leg,
would you believe me?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# i would believe
that that's what you named him. women are not normally that generous.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Bah.
Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# heheheh
i'd go with admiral porkus myself, it has a nice military ring.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Do you like a cock with a nice military ring?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# yes
i like them to stand to attention!
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:45, archived)
# oh dear
you should have stuck a tiny cork on each spike
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# if i could find corks that tiny
i would make it my life's mission to make aussie cork hats for every barbie doll in the world.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:20, archived)