apparently Chuck's suing the makers of the film 'brokeback mountain'
as he already registered the name for the pile of dead ninjas in his front garden.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Thu 15 May 2008, 10:41,
archived)
If you can see Chuck Norris he can see you
if you can't see Chuck Norris, it may already be too late for you.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 15 May 2008, 10:43,
archived)