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(Captain Black, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I wouldnt mess with the Chuck if I were you.
He can break your legs just by looking at you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# is that just a picture of Chuck Norris
or am I missing something... is this trying to suggest Chuck Norris is a mutant or have you done something to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# ^ This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I've just checked on Chuck norris Facts:
No matter how much TOAP you try to add or what filters you use, it's impossible to photoshop Chuck Norris.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I would believe that to be true!

I am much of the belief that George W Bush is Chuck in disguise. The killer for me is the same middle name. So from this, I can deduce that Chuck Norris is playing a big joke on the world. When the elections in the US are over, we will all laugh and drink copious amounts of pop!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# is this the same rule that says
Winnie the Pooh is really Attilla the Hun because they have the same middle name?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# That is not a middle name silly!
Merely a definite article....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# it's their middle name.
Examples of definite article 'the's include:
Vlad the impaler
Jabba the Hutt
Roger the Cabin-boy

other famous name-thes:
Tony the Frosties-tiger
Enter the Dragon (actually named after Bruce Lee's cleaner)
Simon the Bon (he frenched it for showbiz)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Ah - Simon The Good
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# You had lost my agreement until
your perfectly valid point on Simon the Bon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# and Bob Builder
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I must learn the source of his
immense power...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] /defiantly shops Norris
For there is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard...

...there is only another fist.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# And again, is it quote Family Guy day?
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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Eh?
Didn't realise they used that one on Family Guy - I first came across it on a Chuck Norris fact site.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Ah, well it is,
and is demonstrated visually at one point as I recall...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Can't say fairer than that.
I'm obviously not keeping adequately up-to-date with Family Guy. Gives me something to do this weekend, I guess...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Family guy is my reason to live
I saw Blue Harvest recently and weed my trousers with mirth
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hard to watch the original without laughing afterwards tho,
be warned!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:21, archived)
# :D
Would that George Lucas had given R2D2 a handgun and made him utter the words "yeaaahh, that's how we do it in my neighbourhood, bitch!"
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# :O
tis the only man able to SLAM a revolving door!

*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies the potential for failure - Chuck Norris goes killing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Chuck Norris has counted to infinity....
..twice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Is that just this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight on
not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afriad of him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha
i laughed so hard i clicked that!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# all these jokes are being plundered from a combination of memory
and
www.chucknorrisfacts.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I'm getting mine from David Gerand's page on
wikitruth.info
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# The cheif export of Chuck Norrish is
PAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha
the rumour that chuck norris was weakened by pirates, was in fact, spread BY chuck norris, in a bid to lure more pirates to him
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# apparently Chuck's suing the makers of the film "brokeback mountain"
as he already registered the name for the pile of dead ninjas in his front garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# If you can see Chuck Norris he can see you
if you can't see Chuck Norris, it may already be too late for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor
(Mr._Pickles, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:32, archived)
# have you actually done anything to this picture?


wanker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I don't get it
Also, why do the images I make and like the least seem to be the most popular. And the ones I think are good get ignored?

Like this: www.b3ta.com/board/8370929


*shakes head*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# maybe its cos you posted it during the gay shift
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# When is the best time...
...to post our 'masterpieces'?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Between the hours of 6 till 5 30 (GMT or BST)
Monday to Friday....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
#
^yep this^
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# It's a crazy mixed-up shook-up situation.
Things I work on for ages might get a 'meh', whereas things I spend ten minutes on get slapped on the front page. Where's the justice in that? Where? I demand to be shown the justice. Or given tea. Tea or justice, please.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I'm forming The Justice Squad!
Vengeance will be ours!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# And tea.
Don't forget the tea.

Damn. It's still twenty minutes until elevenses.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# its nothing against tallent and time spent
but jokes/trolls/popular people always get the best response....and i personally cant help a good chuck norris joke :)

its nothing against you!

you have to pick your post moment right...after a troll is a bad idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Fnord's Law...
Definition
I liked your image & gave it a click!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# tell me about it
how the fuck did the chicken anim i did last week end up fp'd, it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Tbh, I found that very funny. A couple of chcikens, chilling iin thier 'jacuzzi', hehe.
I didn't even realise it was animated until you said. Very subtle.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
no, seriously, WTF, man?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Would Mr Men count as a celebrity?
total TJ action
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# hells yes they would
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# it would be better than 90% of the posts so far...so yes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I'm glad that it's
inspired, hilarious posts which show genuine talent like this one that's pushing the drawing it took me two days to complete off of the bottom of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# This image is...
stretching the limits of my imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:40, archived)