have you ever?Seen an ant crawling across your desk, then had the overwhelming feeling that there are insects crawling up your sleves and in your shoes,...
no?
just me then,...
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Wed 8 May 2002, 14:26,
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no?
just me then,...
you should jump up and downand slap yourself all over, just to make sure
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Spoon,
Wed 8 May 2002, 14:27,
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I'm sticking toa ridged discipline of shifting uncomfortably in my chair and itching my wrists,.. hmmm
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Wed 8 May 2002, 14:28,
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Yeah but if you do thatpeople might think you have an infestation of anal and wrist crabs.
Whereas my way, it will be clear that you have delusions of being covered in crawling insects
(Whereas my way, it will be clear that you have delusions of being covered in crawling insects
Spoon,
Wed 8 May 2002, 14:35,
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It workedI followed your advice, I also rolled around on the floor screaming about the ants for good measure.
They seem to have gone.
The other people in my office that is.
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Wed 8 May 2002, 14:38,
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They seem to have gone.
The other people in my office that is.
Good workfeet up, time to download pr0n and fart as much as you like
( Spoon,
Wed 8 May 2002, 14:42,
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coolso I turn into my boss, who revels in his bodily functions,...
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Wed 8 May 2002, 14:44,
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it's notjust your imagination, there really are microscopic bugs everywhere, crawling and squirming in every pore of skin. enjoy!
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Wed 8 May 2002, 14:28,
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you share your bedwith this delightful creature every night
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rosey,
Wed 8 May 2002, 14:42,
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Your bed bugs have phones?Blimey! EVERYONE is getting a mobile these days!
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 8 May 2002, 14:56,
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Now there's a thing...Do new beds come with bugs , or do they jump off the old bed when you throw it out and wait, rubbing their mandibles with glee at getting a new home in which to feast upon your crumbling flesh?
( grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels,
Wed 8 May 2002, 15:05,
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