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# You can for both of us.
It'd be like kissing a distended rectum for me.



This shop makes her about 7000% more attractive though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# how many distended rectummmmsm (Recti?) have you kissed
don't answer that
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# surprisingly, none.
I have kissed someone with collagen injections in their lips though, that was bad enough. Thimk Pete Burns.

Yep. Just like that. Also male. But in full overblown drag, not just Pete's approximation of it. We're talking Priscilla Queen of the Desert style glitz.


Should point out this was just a MWA style kiss, not a full on frenchie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# You live such a dull life.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I've just been to quite a few gay clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Fae at G.A.Y.
Pfft


Sorry
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I didn't know municipal buildings could have a sexuality.

*may not be municipal
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I don't like to think Pete Burns
I prefer to think Pete stings a bit
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# He's a sexy itch, if anything.
Love the man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# At least he has an opinion
More than most "celebs"
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Exactly, he's very outspoken.
I do like people who are prepared to stand by their opinions, even if those opinions don't match my own. I appreciate that they've got the stones to stick by themselves, if you get me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I would get you
But mr wow might object

PS Waltham Abbey IS in Essex

I wish I wasn't
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# To be honest the fact it would be like kissing a distended rectum doesn't exactly tell us if you'd like it or not.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I don't think so.
I disagree with the bint, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Disagree with her?
As just an entity, or on her views of the Israel Palestine situation?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# As an entity.
She's less offensive than she was, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# To be honest you're just as abhorrent as an entity but you don't see my constantly moaning about it*.
*may not be true
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I think she probably gives as much of a shit about my opinion of her
as I give about your opinion of me.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Who knows, you'd have to write it down and send it to her first.
Plus you know it does really, secretly it eats away at you like a mouth...or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:57, archived)