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[challenge entry] She has a lot of teefs

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# still would
*maybe with the cunning use of paper baggage.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You can for both of us.
It'd be like kissing a distended rectum for me.



This shop makes her about 7000% more attractive though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# how many distended rectummmmsm (Recti?) have you kissed
don't answer that
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# surprisingly, none.
I have kissed someone with collagen injections in their lips though, that was bad enough. Thimk Pete Burns.

Yep. Just like that. Also male. But in full overblown drag, not just Pete's approximation of it. We're talking Priscilla Queen of the Desert style glitz.


Should point out this was just a MWA style kiss, not a full on frenchie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# You live such a dull life.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I've just been to quite a few gay clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Fae at G.A.Y.
Pfft


Sorry
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I didn't know municipal buildings could have a sexuality.

*may not be municipal
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I don't like to think Pete Burns
I prefer to think Pete stings a bit
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# He's a sexy itch, if anything.
Love the man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# At least he has an opinion
More than most "celebs"
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Exactly, he's very outspoken.
I do like people who are prepared to stand by their opinions, even if those opinions don't match my own. I appreciate that they've got the stones to stick by themselves, if you get me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I would get you
But mr wow might object

PS Waltham Abbey IS in Essex

I wish I wasn't
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# To be honest the fact it would be like kissing a distended rectum doesn't exactly tell us if you'd like it or not.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I don't think so.
I disagree with the bint, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Disagree with her?
As just an entity, or on her views of the Israel Palestine situation?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# As an entity.
She's less offensive than she was, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# To be honest you're just as abhorrent as an entity but you don't see my constantly moaning about it*.
*may not be true
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I think she probably gives as much of a shit about my opinion of her
as I give about your opinion of me.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Who knows, you'd have to write it down and send it to her first.
Plus you know it does really, secretly it eats away at you like a mouth...or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
#
a lot of big
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# All the better to bite you with my dear
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Happy Toast in non animation shocker!
still would though
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# It's animated on the other side.
Turn your monitor around to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Just tried that...
All I could see was this?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# sesroh evol i
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
# eno elohw a tae t'ndluoc I tub
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Ann Mckevit?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# teefs!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# that mouth
is not safe for cock insertion.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:54, archived)