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# don't warn the bitch!
let him eat her, then die of food poisoning. 2 for 1!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# What's wrong with Oprah?
LEAVE OPRAH ALONE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# you can tell a lot about a person from their choice of sofa
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I see what you mean.
I'm always weary of anyone who has a white leather corner group.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# that is the worst of all sofas
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I blame DFS.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I know - DFS==
Devil Felates Sofas...

true story
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I belive so.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# what about
those orange/brown/cream/black striped bobbly sofas from the 70's-80's?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# they probably get midly anxious around leeks
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# What about
'biscuit' leather 2 and 3 seat recliners?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# i just don't like her.
and i don't live in a trailer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Yes you do.
It's got bars and it says 'come and see the famous Smash Monkey at Captain and Co Circus' on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# you call that a trailer?
that's barely a cage!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# You get what you're given, bitch.
*brandishes prod again*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# put it away!
my hair is burnt and i've got blisters on my blisters!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# You LOVE it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# maybe
but my skin is getting crispy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# You smell DELICIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# *fears*
step away from the gravy boat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Gotcha.
I don't really mind Tom Cruise either. At least he's interesting; like celebrities should be.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Joan Crawford.
There was an interesting one. Read her daughter's book for insight.


*makes the finger pointy circly head crazy motion*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Who?
Don't say google it. I want to hear from a real person.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Old time actress.
Absolutely batshit. Adopted two children and then completely abused them (not sexually) for years and years. Mainly the daughter. Made her eat raw meat, and then when she vomited kept giving her the plate of vomit and refusing to give her any other food etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# See, that's the sort of celebrity we need!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I'd rather we had no celebrites
then everything could go back to normal again.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha how long ago was that?
I mean technically how far back would you have to go to not have celebrities?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# She looked as mad as she was.
i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/244/837/07/o_new_joan.jpg

Also, this photo makes me with I had an 'ology'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *shudders*
She look maniacal
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# You're not fucking wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# i've never read it
but i heard she was as mad as a box of rage-infected hornets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:08, archived)