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[challenge entry] OH NOES LOOK OUT OPRAH!!!11


Edit: Incidentaly, I'd advise against googling tentacle with safe search off.

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(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# wait wait...
hold on a sec
edit : ahh shitbricks - psp crashed :(
GODDIT!

I removed 1/20th of the magnification they added to the camera lens
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 16 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *weights*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# *w8s*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 16 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Hahah you win.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# wheats
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *chevrons*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *chevrons more*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *wates*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Terry Waites
In Carry On Kidnapping
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# "Oooh, Mccarthy... stop messin' abaat"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# this chevron looks like it was fitted by a bleddy indian
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Mucks up chevron
MooHahaha
plans global chevron take over

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# fixes chevron
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# did it work?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *completes chevron*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# what happened to this chevron?
you people ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Nooooooo you ruined it.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# no, it was ruined well before i got here.
look at the state of it.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Your CD better make up for this.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# boink
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# REPLY DELETER!!!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# FOOD EATER!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# it was incriminating.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I give up.
What am I waiting for? Haha what were you going to shop?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# i'm doing it again...
hold on
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *holds on*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# tada!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Hahahaha that was worth the wait.
Nice clone tooling!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# copy paste of the other 1/2 of the couch
he's got big fat legs for a midget
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# and some seams....

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# where? :o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# don't warn the bitch!
let him eat her, then die of food poisoning. 2 for 1!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# What's wrong with Oprah?
LEAVE OPRAH ALONE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# you can tell a lot about a person from their choice of sofa
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I see what you mean.
I'm always weary of anyone who has a white leather corner group.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# that is the worst of all sofas
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I blame DFS.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I know - DFS==
Devil Felates Sofas...

true story
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I belive so.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# what about
those orange/brown/cream/black striped bobbly sofas from the 70's-80's?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# they probably get midly anxious around leeks
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# What about
'biscuit' leather 2 and 3 seat recliners?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# i just don't like her.
and i don't live in a trailer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Yes you do.
It's got bars and it says 'come and see the famous Smash Monkey at Captain and Co Circus' on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# you call that a trailer?
that's barely a cage!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# You get what you're given, bitch.
*brandishes prod again*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# put it away!
my hair is burnt and i've got blisters on my blisters!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# You LOVE it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# maybe
but my skin is getting crispy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# You smell DELICIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# *fears*
step away from the gravy boat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Gotcha.
I don't really mind Tom Cruise either. At least he's interesting; like celebrities should be.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Joan Crawford.
There was an interesting one. Read her daughter's book for insight.


*makes the finger pointy circly head crazy motion*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Who?
Don't say google it. I want to hear from a real person.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Old time actress.
Absolutely batshit. Adopted two children and then completely abused them (not sexually) for years and years. Mainly the daughter. Made her eat raw meat, and then when she vomited kept giving her the plate of vomit and refusing to give her any other food etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# See, that's the sort of celebrity we need!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I'd rather we had no celebrites
then everything could go back to normal again.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha how long ago was that?
I mean technically how far back would you have to go to not have celebrities?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# She looked as mad as she was.
i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/244/837/07/o_new_joan.jpg

Also, this photo makes me with I had an 'ology'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *shudders*
She look maniacal
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# You're not fucking wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# i've never read it
but i heard she was as mad as a box of rage-infected hornets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# That really happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I know RPS is shit but I just couldn't help myself.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# "fat leotard" as a search (for an older compo, I might add)
came up with a surprising result....

Woo for the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# :O Different angle Goatse?!
Fan art?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I chose not to investigate any further
after glimpsing the thumbnail.... *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# these Scientologists
I always knew they were the spawn of the Kraken
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# It's in their pamphlet,
"So you want to be a Scientologist but aren't the spawn of the Kraken?"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hmmm
i now know what you mean, yuk
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:10, archived)