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[challenge entry] Willow's Fuckin' Ripped man!

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(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# i've just sicked a little into my mouth
on that note, goodnight b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Nighty night dude
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
b3ta.com/questions/stuff_youve_overheard/post10590

do you think your dad was stoned?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# That would be a reasonable assumption.
I once walked into the front room as my parents were watching The Perfect Storm just as the big wave crashed over the boat and said in amazement "That's fucking mental!" they just looked at me and I skulked off to my room.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I can't recall the first time I swore in front of my parents
I think I must have been very young
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I remember my first swear in front of mine
well kind off.
There was a film on tv at christmas time one year in the mid to late 80's called Fuzz Bucket, my Dad caught me trying to get my brother to switch the first letters of each word and made me look up fuck in the dictionary.
I was enlightened.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
# It's only 11'o'clocks you light weight shit!
well g'nite I suppose
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Eh?
Where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Shit!
I swear it was only 11 when I last looked.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Night, hombre.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Good idea!
i'm off too!
G'nite b3ta!
Have a lovely night :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Night to you also, son.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# ERP!
EDIT: I've pissed someone off. I've been unfanned :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# So have I as well.
But I'm sodded if I'm going to trawl through my friends and fans to find out who.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I'm down to 52 now. Bah!
I guess it's for the best and I'm gonna post another shitty thread in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Plus that means you can now play fan solitare.
Also the main characters in my book just had sex, sweaty sordid alien sex with tentacles*.

*lies
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# OH sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# DESTROY THEM!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I WILL WANG THEM TO ORGASM. AND THEN ON TO DEATH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Bollocks to em!
I was unfanned by Sugar Spun Sister because I was pissing around with paint.
She's since turned to the dark side so I cant say that I'm too bothered.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Might be her. I'm sure she was a friend a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:06, archived)