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# was that bill bailey's 'beautiful ladies in emergency situations'?
'i shall save them for i am chris de burgh'
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:54, archived)
# The first time I listened to that I could have sworned he said "I'll come in their lovely hair".
It took five or six repeats to realise he was saying "or combing their lovely hair".
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Jesus, I just laughed mid drag.
*hacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Well hurry up and get that flatcap and stained smock on then!
It really does sound like that if you listen to it again though.

I still think The Leg of Time is brilliant.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
# I haven't encountered that one.
I look like a fucking tosser in a flat cap. I have Southern Girl hair. For SHAME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# That doesn't matter, the womens must go drag under flatcaps. Shakespeare said so, or whatever the period's equivalent was which looked similar to a flat cap.
Leg of time - muse.cream.org/bill/bewild12.mp3
Site with the CD and loads of other audio and video clips - muse.cream.org/bill/bewilder.html
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Right, I have saved for tomorrow.
As I'm nil by ear at the moment, due to the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# uninteresting fact.
Bill Bailey and his tortoise used to live next door to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
# What was his tortoise like?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Furry. Four foot tall.
Shaped exactly like a dog with a hyperrealisting RealDog (tm) smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# For some reason that reminded me of
this.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
# all dogs should have exoskeletons of sorts
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I don't really know
It's Hammersmith, you know? People hardly ever talk and it's been years. We both still have places in Hammersmith but not next door to each other and neither of us are there much.
The tortoise was called Dolly I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# i think i know what you mean
living next door to someone for years but never speak more than a few words to them, times have changed a lot since when (we) were little. Sometimes i think it's more a london thing, but it isn't really. it's wider than that
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:22, archived)