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# I don't like to post stuff at this time
but seeing as I've just spent most of the last 6 hours making this you can have it.
been a while since I did the planet thing. This is about 60% of actual size simply because I have nowhere to host the 6MB image. ( it took up 2.3GB on the scratch disk )
Anyway, enjoy. Totally from scratch.



Click for bigger (883kB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:48, archived)
# The trolls, hunt them down
there shall be no clemency



*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
# was that bill bailey's 'beautiful ladies in emergency situations'?
'i shall save them for i am chris de burgh'
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:54, archived)
# The first time I listened to that I could have sworned he said "I'll come in their lovely hair".
It took five or six repeats to realise he was saying "or combing their lovely hair".
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Jesus, I just laughed mid drag.
*hacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Well hurry up and get that flatcap and stained smock on then!
It really does sound like that if you listen to it again though.

I still think The Leg of Time is brilliant.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
# I haven't encountered that one.
I look like a fucking tosser in a flat cap. I have Southern Girl hair. For SHAME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# That doesn't matter, the womens must go drag under flatcaps. Shakespeare said so, or whatever the period's equivalent was which looked similar to a flat cap.
Leg of time - muse.cream.org/bill/bewild12.mp3
Site with the CD and loads of other audio and video clips - muse.cream.org/bill/bewilder.html
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Right, I have saved for tomorrow.
As I'm nil by ear at the moment, due to the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# uninteresting fact.
Bill Bailey and his tortoise used to live next door to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
# What was his tortoise like?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Furry. Four foot tall.
Shaped exactly like a dog with a hyperrealisting RealDog (tm) smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# For some reason that reminded me of
this.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
# all dogs should have exoskeletons of sorts
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I don't really know
It's Hammersmith, you know? People hardly ever talk and it's been years. We both still have places in Hammersmith but not next door to each other and neither of us are there much.
The tortoise was called Dolly I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# i think i know what you mean
living next door to someone for years but never speak more than a few words to them, times have changed a lot since when (we) were little. Sometimes i think it's more a london thing, but it isn't really. it's wider than that
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:22, archived)
# GO TO BED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 3:19, archived)
# can't you be a cunt somewhere else?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
# FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BLACK KETTLE
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I just checked, I think he's ignoring you
he seems to have a list
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I believe he is as well, but I like to shout at him anyway
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Maybe you can try leading by example.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 May 2008, 3:42, archived)
# I like it the second time around too
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# [Ths is very heavy maaan....
...als very woo, but post in a new thread for this kind of material.]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 17 May 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Fucking woo.


And by that I mean the kind of fucking that takes the top of your head off and makes you think you might die, but you're not too worried.


Bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Thank you madam.
I'm quite pleased with it. It took me nearly an hour just to make the texture to make the planet from.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
# It's gorgeous.
Just like you, my precious ickle bunny wabbity wunny pie.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:53, archived)
# awwww.
and now I've just done a little sex wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:53, archived)
# *licks hanky*
C'mere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:54, archived)
# yer gonna need a bigger
hanky ;)
How are you chuckles? Drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
I am on the lurk though, due to having chats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
# carry on miss.
Don't mind me. I shall be off soon as I slink into my 8th day of sobriety and no smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
# 8 days?!
*feels forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# That is awesome.
I swear I can make out ET in the shape of the land on that there planet.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
# This is so good that makes me feel like crap.
I might have to kill you now, in mindless vengeance.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Please feel free.
I enjoy those sort of distractions. It's been years since I was allowed to kill anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
# You should repost it at day time.
That's just too good to sink down the board without proper recognition.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# It's too good for b3ta full stop ;)
I'll post it on devart tomorrow. It's just that even though I know it's totally shit for b3ta after all the hard work I just had to post it somewhere to consider it finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# ^this...well...where do i start? MEZZIN
points to note:
1. Jupiter spot in middle
2. Luscious water, beautiful yet cold looking and probably full of heavy metals. No heavy petting in the alien wasser!
3. The planet has what looks like africa at the forefront, maybe representing the origin of life?
4. Star glare looks like a christian cross
5. Top of planet has 2 eyes and a smiley face, with one eye being that of a cat.

to summarize, woooo!!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# There comes a time in life when you have to admit
that you have taken enough drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# lol
just vodka n the odd bit of malibu this evening, ie alchohol. praps it should take more than that to start seeing such things
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
#
1. Filters
2. Filters
3. Filters
4. Filters
5. Filters
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 17 May 2008, 8:55, archived)
# [From scratch?]
DrZaarlon Is Impressed.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 17 May 2008, 3:16, archived)
# lol that's really poorly done
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 17 May 2008, 8:53, archived)
# pffttt.....
double pffftt....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:26, archived)