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# haha
lovely stuff. I can never get my head around what kind of science allows a woman who gets uglier as the day gets longer to have so many affairs.

may I repost this from the gay shift?


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Odd as it sounds, this looks quite like one of my first bosses.

Good morning, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Good morning
madam.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Fine thank you
I am bored so I am about to watch one of the hugely expensive DVD painter masterclasses I have bought for my foray into proper portrait painting

( this woman is about to teach me ) www.faysartstudio.com/gallery.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I hate to see the name spelt that way
she's bloody good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# My purile brain is constantly trying to remove the letters "ays" from that link
Wow, shes aces
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# a few hours watching this DVD
and I better be aces too or that's $120 down the drain.

( have you seen her commission prices?)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Aye.. damn talented people.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I bought
Fay Sirkis -Paint like a master and Learning painter X with Jeremy Sutton and if I'm not selling $20000 paintings by morning I'm going to San Francisco to tear some new arseholes. ( Oh dear, that might be misconstrued ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Mine too!!
He wasn't called Steve and was from Sheffield was he?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Kevin, from Aylesbury.
Possibly the most pigshit-thick bastard I've ever come across.

Good salesman though. I'm assuming that was so people could get away from his snaggletoothed freaky head.

I do know a Steve from Sheffield though. I think you'd like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I knew a Kevin from Aylesbury
but that was Kevin Davis. A mental skinhead, Man Utd fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I don't believe I know him.
This Kevin wasn't a skin, he'd not have the stones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ooh like like or like like?
Pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# LIKE like
unfortunately not, I haven't seen him in a few years. Big rugby player. No neck. Silly ears. Absolute softy. (To explain the softiness, he called me 'petalkins' every day from the day we met.)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# \o/
*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# And I always reckoned he'd be easily turned.
It's a shame you didn't know me a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# damn my ex to hell!!* :D
*a bit more than he is already damned, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# We'll he's lost a very excellent man.
I'd call that damned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Haha
That's a whole new kind of weird
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Sarah Jessica Parker?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40, archived)