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# damn you, geena davis!
i'm all hot and bothered now!
*frustrates*
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# QUAVERS AND HAM SANDWICH
^this is happening currently in, and in front of my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# damn!
you've cunningly diverted my mind from sex to food!
*searches vainly for quavers*
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# Sex and food are so siiiimilar.
If I don't have either I get irritable and then die.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# i feel your pain
the only way to avoid calories is to be constantly humping. this is the greatest diet plan ever.
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# Yup.
If I didn't have a mortgage my life would be 'bake cake, eat cake, work off cake, bake cake, eat cake, work off cake...'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hi 5s
for having the same weaknesses
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Oh hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# so we are agreed
1 sex
2 food
3 rock and roll
4 b3ta
5 weight lifting
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Can I change 5 to smoking gear?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# banging
unless, we add drugs to rock and roll.

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Oh aye, definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# if by weights you mean pints
then i'm all for it
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