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# I've got an old copy of the Jolly Roger Cookbook somewhere
*attempts to make thermite*

*loses fingers*

*attempts to dial for ambulance*

*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Thermite?
It's just aluminium and iron filings, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# you need something really hot to get it going
like magnesium or a microwave lasagna
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I've got some magnesium strips back at my mum's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# glycerine and potassium permanganate
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# potassium pomegranates?
they're tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# it's those little purple crystals, used as a disinfectant and for purifing cocaine
mix it in the right amount with glycerine and you get a really hot flame.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# or
you could buy a flamethrower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# oxy torch will do
that's what the rail welders use (I think...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# cocaine and anarchists cookbook in one thread
if this doesn't get us on the government watch list, i don't know what will!
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I've already been in trouble for a bomb
I suppose I'm on a list somewhere...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# do you look foreign?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# long full scraggly beard
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *phones someone in authority*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Quick get the fridge magnet!!!!
here's the de-ris for poms, seppos and pooftahs non-Australians.

www.abc.net.au/cnnnn/news/s958733.htm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Oh so Captain Wow got them.
The bastard was thinking of moving in round here as well.
(Probably too expensive for him)
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# pretty much iron oxide and aluminum.
people tend to make it by accident by grinding aluminium with an iron oxide wheel. then SPOOF!!! no more hair!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)