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# Cherie Blair's Memoirs - Last Tango in Balmoral - Poss NSFW - Click for full image
Don't worry - the main image is not pr0n - 'tis from The Last Tango in Paris.
'The former Prime Minister’s wife also reveals that she and her husband conceived their fourth child, Leo, while guests of the Queen at Balmoral. It happened because she had not packed her contraceptive equipment and because of the bitter cold, Mrs Blair says.'



blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# the bitter cold?
at Balmoral?

the wusses
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Christ, that's an enduring image!

edit/ and one cherie deserves another

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Bulllcchhh
Bleueeeeeueerrrgghghghh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# revenge is sweet
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# woof
bit of trolling anyone?

www.closeronline.co.uk/default.aspx?NodeId=21429&dateonline=Monday+12+May+2008
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# oh
god. Why did I click?!
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I think I won't click then...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# just a fat chick
sfw
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# sfw
but seriously not cool.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# she's thinks she is all the sexy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# "Patty now weighs more than two giant Pandas"
entirely random comparisons ftw
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# but how many football pitches does she weigh more than?


*checks word order...hmmm*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# 3, but only when pandas are playing
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# 'two giant pandas' sound better than 0.057 African elephants
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
is one of them a trombonist?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha, this is true. But when you're *that* fat, would you still care what animal you were compared to?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# 825,000 pygmy shrews
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# so does he
all power to them and that, but the fact is he's killing her.

one day he'll be pumping away and suddenly realise she's dead - it won't stop him, but he'll have to find another large insecure lady to fatten up instead.

She was actually quite pretty before the weight gain
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# She was.
Her kids accept it? Like fuck do they.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha that's hillarious
who truly cares? If they're happy or if it's even true.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I care
1. it looks disgusting. Do I walk around with poo on my face? No. for the same reason. (and obviously, others reasons)

2. she will die young. this is moronic.

3. people are starving. I know this sounds twatty boombatty, but greed really fusses me.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# yes
we should airdrop her over Burma - naked, with a post-it saying 'EAT ME'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# a tsunami is the last thing they need
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
#
1. One should not judge on looks.
2. Her call. She thinks it's sexy. Smokers other drug takers also die young, as do people that drive like maniacs. Everyone has a right to eat, they can eat whatever they can manage.
3. So you have no luxuries, giving excess monies to charity to feed the starving?
4. don't argue with trolls...and while we're on that, I can see plenty of holes in my own post (ie this one), and not a little hypocrisy, I'm just playing Devil's Advocate for amusement...:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
#
1. I don't, that simply isn't natural though

2. not in the little fascist dictatorship I have going on in my head they don't

3. no, but thats a completely different level. Theres a difference between living normally and frankly obscene excess

4. I know, I'm just being opinionated as usual. Don't take me seriously unless I have my serious face on.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Oh God
that is just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# how
did you find this?
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Oh shitting hell I'm not clicking that.
They're moving to just down the road from me. What joy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *points*
Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Who owns a copy of the anarchists cookbook?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Keith Chegwin?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# They had him on some random music channel the other night
announcing the top 50 cheese songs. Poor guy, he was probably paying them for airtime.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# pffft,
i used to sell this on floppy disks at school. Until someone burned their kitchen down.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha, you little bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# YES! I napalmed my mate's hedge thanks to an Amiga disc full of this filth
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I've got an old copy of the Jolly Roger Cookbook somewhere
*attempts to make thermite*

*loses fingers*

*attempts to dial for ambulance*

*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Thermite?
It's just aluminium and iron filings, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# you need something really hot to get it going
like magnesium or a microwave lasagna
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I've got some magnesium strips back at my mum's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# glycerine and potassium permanganate
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# potassium pomegranates?
they're tasty!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# it's those little purple crystals, used as a disinfectant and for purifing cocaine
mix it in the right amount with glycerine and you get a really hot flame.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# or
you could buy a flamethrower
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# oxy torch will do
that's what the rail welders use (I think...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# cocaine and anarchists cookbook in one thread
if this doesn't get us on the government watch list, i don't know what will!
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I've already been in trouble for a bomb
I suppose I'm on a list somewhere...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# do you look foreign?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# long full scraggly beard
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *phones someone in authority*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Quick get the fridge magnet!!!!
here's the de-ris for poms, seppos and pooftahs non-Australians.

www.abc.net.au/cnnnn/news/s958733.htm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Oh so Captain Wow got them.
The bastard was thinking of moving in round here as well.
(Probably too expensive for him)
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# pretty much iron oxide and aluminum.
people tend to make it by accident by grinding aluminium with an iron oxide wheel. then SPOOF!!! no more hair!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Delia?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Pfft
I'm a much better cook than Delia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# nah
she reads the antichrist's cookbook
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Gordon Ramsey?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Chef Guevara?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Si?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# busco platanitos en la cama
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Andale andale
LA JUNGLA


I don't know. Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# te deseo lo mejor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Und auf English, bitte?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I'm looking for small bananas in the bed
and
I wish you all the best

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# My hovercraft is full of eels!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Gracias!
Mira me, speaking Espanol.

SHIT, what's speaking?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Espanol is a lovely language
there's an almost Teutonic logic to it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I don't speak it
except for the odd word picked up from the walls of my high school. I did French, German and Latin. I've forgotten most of the Latin, most of the German and a touch of the French.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Latin?
+20
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ironic post^
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# "ON. THESE. PLATES."
"No no, Mr Fawlty - UN, DOS, TRES."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha always a guaranteed office lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
#
home.scarlet.be/comicstrip/anarcook/indanarcook.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Oooooh ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# can i interest you in these bombs?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *cups*
What? Oh THOSE bombs. Sorry, I thought you were using euphemisms.

But I don't WANT to move my hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# haha
midnight mustard is the best non-euphemism ever by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# -m +c
I thought you'd like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# hope you pass your security vetting then
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Hah, I'm fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# :D
we all are, don't worry about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# my mum got the book
I argued about it at length. Perhaps a bit too much. She got a bit annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Oh those two can just cunt off right now, actually.
Hooray for pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *Sicks up a little bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I think HIGNFY
covered most of it on Friday.

Everything I here about about this fucking book makes me want to firebomb Waterstones
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I'd have thought the fact that your wife was Cherie Blair was enough contraception in itself
er, not that I'm accusing you of being married to Cherie Blair, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha
*accuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38, archived)