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# sfw
but seriously not cool.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# she's thinks she is all the sexy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# "Patty now weighs more than two giant Pandas"
entirely random comparisons ftw
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# but how many football pitches does she weigh more than?


*checks word order...hmmm*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# 3, but only when pandas are playing
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# 'two giant pandas' sound better than 0.057 African elephants
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
is one of them a trombonist?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha, this is true. But when you're *that* fat, would you still care what animal you were compared to?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# 825,000 pygmy shrews
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# so does he
all power to them and that, but the fact is he's killing her.

one day he'll be pumping away and suddenly realise she's dead - it won't stop him, but he'll have to find another large insecure lady to fatten up instead.

She was actually quite pretty before the weight gain
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# She was.
Her kids accept it? Like fuck do they.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49, archived)