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# Hah, I reckon we could get GTSQ in a pair of size 10s easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# size 10 easy
although i just tried on my funeral and wedding suit and it would appear in the 2 years since i last wore it i've gained an inch and a half, 31 and a 1/2 inch waist, i'll have to cut my sugar intake down. i'm in fear of the seams going so maybe i won't be going my customary commando for tomorrows funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I was about to say if you needed it AFTER the meet
bring it with and I'll take it out a bit for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# ta, but i'm fairly handy with a sewing machine
years in menswear helped a bit, i really can't be arsed to do it today, i'm gunna risk it i need more danger in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# christ
you have a small waist.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# That's what I was thinking..
I couldn't fit into a 31" pair of trousers even after 3000 years of mummification
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Is this 31 waist or 31 hip?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# hip
I could give birth to a shetland pony, me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Christ.
I did my vital statistics yesterday, no way could I fit into a 31 hip. Not even CLOSE.

A 31 waist I should be able to manage in a month or two though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# wow, you dainty thing you!
That's some going :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Hah, I'm not there yet.
Plus my hips are bigger than that, by far.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# i have always been a skinny little bleeder
it's only since i hit 40 and found b3ta that i've gained any weight, too much time sitting on my arse doing this rather than actually moving about.
the usual comment i get from friends is it's about bloody time we couldn't count your ribs.
oddly it's still taking some getting used to and i'm not sure if i'm happy about it but i'm not about to go on no stupid health kick diet gymn thing.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:04, archived)