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# rose tinted glasses

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7408451.stm
not safe for work or too cruel?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# :( awww Beatrice looks lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I think she's a proper little belter, as my Granddad would say.
Good looking kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Bless her
she's only a wee one, she's still changing shape. And regardless, the girl's never looked anything other than bonny and healthy to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# i actually agree
so i'm being a bit nasty really, just saw the headline and off i went, apologies to all concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Oh I know, love.
You're a nice chap, and not a 17 year old one either so you know the value of women who are women.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# not good enough.
you have enraged me.

when you can fit into a size 10, then you can be nasty. until then... erm... be nice you horrid man.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hah, I reckon we could get GTSQ in a pair of size 10s easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# size 10 easy
although i just tried on my funeral and wedding suit and it would appear in the 2 years since i last wore it i've gained an inch and a half, 31 and a 1/2 inch waist, i'll have to cut my sugar intake down. i'm in fear of the seams going so maybe i won't be going my customary commando for tomorrows funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I was about to say if you needed it AFTER the meet
bring it with and I'll take it out a bit for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# ta, but i'm fairly handy with a sewing machine
years in menswear helped a bit, i really can't be arsed to do it today, i'm gunna risk it i need more danger in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# christ
you have a small waist.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# That's what I was thinking..
I couldn't fit into a 31" pair of trousers even after 3000 years of mummification
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Is this 31 waist or 31 hip?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# hip
I could give birth to a shetland pony, me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Christ.
I did my vital statistics yesterday, no way could I fit into a 31 hip. Not even CLOSE.

A 31 waist I should be able to manage in a month or two though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# wow, you dainty thing you!
That's some going :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Hah, I'm not there yet.
Plus my hips are bigger than that, by far.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# i have always been a skinny little bleeder
it's only since i hit 40 and found b3ta that i've gained any weight, too much time sitting on my arse doing this rather than actually moving about.
the usual comment i get from friends is it's about bloody time we couldn't count your ribs.
oddly it's still taking some getting used to and i'm not sure if i'm happy about it but i'm not about to go on no stupid health kick diet gymn thing.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# size 10? overweight?
behave yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# this
I reckon those magazines are worse for women's self-image than mysogyny.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Yeah
They should stop reading them and get back in the kitchen where they belong.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# That's what you get for letting us learn to read.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Bappy Hirthday NN
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# pffft
At least such attitudes can be dismissed as coming from thoughtless men.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Nowt wrong with a curvy lass.
I would.
(Not either of the girls in your pic tho.)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Exactly.
The uk average is a size 16, which is my size (well, I'm a 14/16 now, but near as damnit) and I don't consider myself overweight, not any more.

There's nothing bloody wrong with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I like a girl I can squeeze without fear of breaking.
But I wouldn't want one I can't fit my arms round.
From your pic I'd say you were a lovely size and also have nothing to worry about.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Oh I'm honestly not fishing
I'm getting steadily more happy with myself, due to the remostrations of others (two in particular) every time I doubt myself, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I didn't assume you were,
I just tells it like it is.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I'd like to squeeze the Captain
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# As would I.
Some parts more than others. ;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# GET OFF MY EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *makes a grab for the ear lobes
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *screams like a small monkey*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *swings gaily
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# But that's the quickest way to the brains!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# ! dluoW - Wouldn't !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# she's relatively inoffensive
but that bloody Peter Phillips - his fiancee giving up being a Catholic so he can retain his place in line to the throne

he's fucking 11th! he'll never get to the throne
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# that's not what his kalashnikov says.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# \o/ Nepal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# haha
he went to the same school as me, he's bound to be a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# ^This.
I said something very similar when i saw this on the news.

What's he hoping for? A bird flu outbreak at the palace?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 19 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Please come to my wedding. My wife has given up her faith for it...
because I'm hoping you all die. Soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 19 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# i also read she didn't know who he was for a while
googled him and let out a little yelp of glee.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I agree with Fergal
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# A good heart these days is hard to find?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha proper tealol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I have a friend who is training as a police woman
and on the list of things you can't call a black person is "Fergal" and "JCB"

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hmmm
I guess Fergal Sharkey = Darky?

As for JCB i'm all a-ris
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Digger
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# oh dear
Those whacky cockneys and their rhyming racism.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I'm Luke, I'm 9 and my dad's a big black man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Darth Vader?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Drives me round in his fucking big planet thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
Made me office snort :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hehehe, you love a bit of it.
Just a a smidge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# *tickles you a little bit*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# See, specially for you
I won't pull my customary 'no tickling' trick and mistakenly boot you in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# :D
Hence the "a little bit"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# You are a kind and gentle master.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# cut off my hand with his light saber.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# is one of them "Mr. President"?
ooh bit of polliticks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Oh no you di'int.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hey hey hey
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Bea is lovely as she is.
Curvy wimmins are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# big ol' booty ftw!

nothing wrong with her..she's lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# i like big butts
and i cannot lie
you other brothers try to deny
but when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in my face
i get sprung!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# i don't think there's much wrong with her
apart from her mother inflicting us with budgie the cunting helicoptor.

i think that cunting woman in the mail who said she should cover up aught to post pictures of her in a bikini, if she'd hotter then bea i'll let her have her comment, if she'd not then i'll drill her knee caps.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# How is it news though?
For example, today, one of the leaders of FARC, the Marxist Rebels in Columbia gave her self up. Last night ETA bombed a posh residential area.. Have you seen that on the news? will you read about any of that in the papers? No youll get Richard Littlejohn calling for the chemical sterilisation of assylum seekers and one of those sickening "and finaly" moments on ITV news...

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# "And finally tonight...
...Indian midget goes to work in motorized bucket"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *retracts dislike of "and finaly moment"
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# near enough, if not a tad late
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:15, archived)
# the thing is the original comments too up about 2 column inches
and were made about 2-3 weeks ago, i can't belive it's still being dragged out.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# 2-3 weeks?!
thats shocking.. Do other countries do this? Or is Britain just bonkers?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# i'd do her any day
really. any day.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# imagine the offspring..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Meh! No matter how big she is...
...she's still a ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
Nice pic g!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:58, archived)