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# Oh Mister Ileocecal Valve
It's for yoooou-hooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# biologytastic
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# One of the two sciences to which I paid any attention.
The other was Chem.

Phys can FUCK RIGHT OFF. I'm not clever enough by far.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# not clever enough to spell them anyway
;)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Yeah, I saw how long it took you to spell tongue right earlier.
That's a lovely glass house you've got there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *smash* * crash*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I got an O Level B in Biology
I also got an O Level B in Home Economics

Which means I'd make a great Hannibal Lecter.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Jesus, you're a sexy bitch when you want to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# sweet, what's on the manu?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# fair doos
*hands over juicy juicy rump
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Blimey
You could've shaved it first
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Burn off the hairs.
It'll help start the crackling, too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# flame off the hair, boar style
it'll be good.

Enjoy!

I'm off down the gymnasiums!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# why did you do away with cannibal and change it?
strange ninja
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I like to add a personality to my abnormal behaviours so I can blame it on others
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# ...
I teach A-level Physics.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# You must be very clever then.
don't get all offended because I called you clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Haha thanks :-)
I'm just one step ahead of the kids.

Physics is great, but it can be a real bitch at times. I have admiration for biologists, anyone who can comprehend that amount of information is in my book tip-top.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Biology just seems to 'click' better for me.
I wish I'd taken it further but I tried to do psychology as well as film, media and camera tech which didn't exactly work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I've had to do a little bit of human biology for this MSc, and it's been pretty interesting actually.
I'm sure if I got into the horrible details of it, I'd feel differently.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I used to read medical textbooks
when I was younger and I really REALLY wanted to be a doctor.

I kind of think I should have been, as I remember quite a lot of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# It sounds interesting, but I'm not sure if I could handle all the blood and poking people.
I should be safely stashed away in the back rooms, away from the bleeding and vomiting people.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Oh I don't mind bodily fluids.
I've held a mate up in a shower whilst she simultaneously vomited on my face and chest and shat herself.

Didn't bother me at ALL. Which bothered me slightly, if you get my drift.

Edit: I am off: adieu!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I did Chemistry, Physics and English Lit at A-level.
I disliked Biology that much.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I chose philosophy over biology.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# ...why?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Sounded like fun.
I even did a third of my degree in it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# It was a Philosophy joke ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Bollocks.
If I'd have known, I wouldn't have given such a quick and direct answer.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# because philosophy is awesome
/degree course


i should've done biology and english instead of law and drama at a-level
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# ...English Lit?!
You MUST hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Haha...English Lit turned out to be my best grade too!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I Loved English lit.
I took it with Art, Chem, Phys, Geog, Engineering workshop, History and German ( as well as those forced on me, the reedin an rightin stuff. )

I do remember being really pissed off that because I was doing a day release electronics college course that I was not allowed to take Biology as well on account of they ( the edu bods ) thought that having an education that was too far based on the sciences was surely not good for me. It was prehistoric in my day, I kid you not.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# If you'd have seen the people on my Physics degree,
you'd know too much science can do terrible things to people.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# They can't get kids
to take up the sciences these days. I despair at education.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Manchester gave me £1,500 for doing a physics degree.
Apparently that's what it takes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
#
*physics high-fives*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# BACK IN THE CORNER YOU TWO!
we'll have no physics here...

*tends towards order in a closed system*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ENTROPY
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# OH SHIT
*retreats to the laboratory*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Hell YES!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 17:33, archived)