i wish i could inspire this fear in my ladywomanshe has this tendency to sort of hover at my elbow through out the cooking. i've explained several times at high volume that she should just go and watch tv but every time she's back. it doesn't help that she's better at cooking than me anyway
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:44,
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It's taken a while and the project isn't yet complete.I've been using the 'grumpy bastard' technique to get her to understand I'm fine doing it on my own.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:48,
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i've gone for just asking her to do unpleasent things till she leaves me alone"can i help?"
"yeah, that'd be great actually, can you clean that casarole dish thats been sitting there for a month slowly evolving rudimentary sentience?"
("yeah, that'd be great actually, can you clean that casarole dish thats been sitting there for a month slowly evolving rudimentary sentience?"
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:52,
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Haha, you're a crueler man than me.Although in my old, filthy student house, she once decided to do all our washing up.
It seemed that the only time our kitchen was clean was after one of our girlfriends visited.
(It seemed that the only time our kitchen was clean was after one of our girlfriends visited.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:54,
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the only time our house cleans up is when either myself or my menopausal-woman-trapped-in-a-20-year-old-man housematesuddenly crack and go on cleaning binges
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Mon 19 May 2008, 17:58,
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