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# Yay for you, GracieLou is not coming to England.
Have you thought about poisoning him?
(Ittybittykitty, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:41, archived)
# not poisoning
but exploding and stabbing and shooting

poisoning might work though. he'll eat just about anything...
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# it's the subtle, slow approach
although you wouldn't want to go to jail so he's not worth the effort. May I ask what he did?
Apart from being a wanker?
(Ittybittykitty, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# sent me a sniveling
email saying "don't come, some mysterious thing has happened to my sis, I'm working real hard and feel ill, also the terrorists might get you"
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:51, archived)
# oh, the terrorists might get you.
You could go to Greece instead. Maybe pick up a nice Greek fellow, get him to feed you grapes on the beach?
(Ittybittykitty, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)
# or an Italian....
they are rather nice....
(pussycat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:59, archived)
# mmmm
bronze and slightly furry men with grapes

this is also a god idea
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:02, archived)
# oh yes, an Italian
who makes his own gnocchi.
(Ittybittykitty, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:02, archived)
# yes yes!
and lovely pasta! and his dad makes ice cream!!!!

and he can say 'cat is the most beautiful girl in the world' in itallian and i will just melt....yes yes yes yes oh yes

just the thought i doing it for me
(pussycat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:05, archived)
# woo to the post mate
make him eat his own knackers!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# 'eat his own knackers'
now there is an image!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:52, archived)
# are they toxic?
or should I let him bleed to death...
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:53, archived)
# both
bleeding to death while eating them.....
(pussycat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:58, archived)
# oh I like this idea
I like it a lot
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)
# i'm gonna get a petri dish of the clap....
from my friend....
and then invite him round....and rub it on his tackle while hes sleeping.....

:) but i think you should go for full on bleeding and death....
(pussycat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Then empty his bank account
and find yourself a nice Greek or Italian man who makes his own gnocchi and pasta and gelato, and feeds you grapes until you feel you're just going to burst with joy.

Why can't you have both?
(Ittybittykitty, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:13, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:43, archived)