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# oh. the. joy. I'm. so. excited.

(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:37, archived)
# it's all about the effort
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:38, archived)
# talking of which it was a frigging effort getting up this morning
But I'm here, so you may cease being worried, and start the party now.

Hooray!

Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:44, archived)
# does your boyfriend live in Kent
in England?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:38, archived)
# indeed
and I have recently dicovered that I've saved up a lot of money for no reason.

If I had something that I needed to dispose of...?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:41, archived)
# What you should do,
is come to Britain and stay with your friend anyway.
You can have your revenge when he realises the mistake he's made and pleads with you to come over, then you say 'Sorry, too late' and then laugh like a maniac.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:44, archived)
# I'd thought about that
he is behaving so strangely, I have no idea how he would react to that, and it would make me feel terrible no matter what happened.

and I'd hate to descend upon her (and her parents) at this late date
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Fairy Nuff.
I'd go out and find a nice American chap.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:56, archived)
# good luck
they don't exist (or don't like girls)

I'm not bitter. not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:59, archived)
# *hugs* to gracie,
my twopenniesworth:

He's being an arse. He knows he's being an arse. However, if you're lucky, at some stage he might *apologise* for being an arse.

But, saying that, however much you adore him your happiness shouldn't be entirely dependant on him (easier to say than do I know) so plan your trip for May, which gives you something to look forward to even if you saw your friends instead. Then, given that you are a few thousand miles away, doing something fab in the US instead! Plan it for when you were meant to be here and enlist all your friends to help. Then at least when he asks what you did you can say 'well I chopped all my hair off and dyed it pink and bought an entirely new wardrobe and got a facial and blew all my friends money :)'
(Amerella, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Woo for sensible advice!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Well the bleeding and death idea
had a certain amount of style and charm ;)
(Amerella, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:24, archived)
# But a little impractical
from 5000 miles away...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:52, archived)
# but...
you live in California!
I'm out of work at the moment, and I'm strongly considering the hitman trade..
how does £5000 for a shallow grave in epping forest sound?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:44, archived)
# doh!
you just gave the bodys location away.
You're not going to be very good at this.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:46, archived)
# how's $250 (that's american money, so it's more than it looks like)
for chopped up in a bin bag in the dumpster of a fast food place?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)
# $250?!
no chance..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)
# That's about £4.25
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:51, archived)
# tree fitty?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:05, archived)
#
you like bag?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:13, archived)
# $300
and plane tickets to a country without extradition treaties?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Its a good alibi
Being in a different country at the time...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:51, archived)
# where aboot
in kent does he live... cos i've got a few mates and a big stick!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:44, archived)
# tonbridge
and no, you haven't heard of it.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)
# I have.
(Amerella, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Are you going to remind people about lunch tomoro?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Okay.
I'll do it later. Cheers for reminding me.
(Amerella, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:12, archived)
# SO have I.
,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:02, archived)
# fine
stickers for both of you for knowing your useless geography so well
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Yay!
I got a sticker!
(Amerella, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:14, archived)
#
What this place?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:15, archived)
# ahhh
I forgot what squiggly messes your streets are. it should be a grid! A grid!

yes, that's the place
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Only Milton Keynes is built on a grid.
And there's a reason why no one likes it there ;)
(Amerella, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Wait till you get to London
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:36, archived)
# what happened Gracie?
has he been messing you about?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Kent?
The Garden of England? Sleepless in Swanley? A***** W*********?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)
# woo yay to 1000 posts....
...boo nay to murder.

You'll just end up in jail.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:38, archived)
# lo bob!
ready to rock?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:41, archived)
# mmm...
rock.

Maybe visit you later.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:42, archived)
# christ i must be slow
been here almost a year and ahve only just passed 1000 posts recently. woo for you though
(hazey, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:39, archived)
# i just dumped mine
last tuesday.....

not all men are evil...i would never generalise in such a way and my views are mine and not to be talken as the views aof the whole female population - amen.

i have no idea what your issues are....but mine had been cheating on me for 3 months with a 31 year old accountant!!!!!!

in fact...i have a friend who works at a GU clinic...i can post you a petri dish if you like.....
(pussycat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:39, archived)
# blah, blah, blah
men are poo-poo. etc etc etc.
maybe they just arent good 'people', judgement based on sex is quite an anachronism.
(hazey, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# sorry
its too early in the morning.....i will edit my post....
(pussycat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# no, no, no,
sorry hinny, i just get sick of women who say 'all men are rubbish' cos the same could be said vice versa and it is equally untrue. i didnt mean to be quite so scathing, apologies.
(hazey, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:44, archived)
# ahhhhhhhh
too late now!!!

hinny? i hope thats a typo and you are not calling me a cross between a donkey and a horse....
(pussycat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)
# ummm, i dont know the correct meaning of that word
it is merely a localism. im from up north, you see. (i must try to stop using that word. im dahn sarf now so it doesnt work....)
*edit - it is merely used as a friendly way to address someone who is female
as in 'alreet there hinny?' etc*
(hazey, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Hinney = Horses Arse
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:52, archived)
# oh.
(hazey, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:53, archived)
# no..
it's a small horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:43, archived)
# ahhhhhhh
i am currently up north......

a hinny is like an ass, but an ass is a horse crossed with a donky, and a hinny is the other way round. both sterile and stupid....
(pussycat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:53, archived)
# oh, moses
um, sunderland thing. wasnt meant in any way to reference horses or donkeys.
*note to self - never use that word in company who are not from a roughly similar geographical location*
(hazey, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)
# i guess its not the worse thing to be called
....
well....not that bad :)

i said laughing and not laffin the other day....ya gotta be so carfull these days...
(pussycat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)
# phew,
i can put me shovel away now that i have successfully dug mesel out that hole :)
must keep my colloquialisms in check...
(hazey, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:08, archived)
# yesterday
i split up with my girlfriend.

speaking for myself, I feel like a right bastard. It had to be done, but it's never nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:48, archived)
# mmmm, yeah,
i know what you mean, never a pleasant task.
(hazey, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)
# did you do it
two weeks before she was meant to travel 5000 miles on a trip she couldn't afford that has been planned for three months just to see you?

because if you did, you are him, and you must die.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Come to England
Anyway, you will love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:40, archived)
# in this weather?
unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Why not?
It's quite nice today!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:44, archived)
# well I suppose it's "nice"
compared to the below freezing temperatures we've endured for the last few months. But it's still shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Yay for you, GracieLou is not coming to England.
Have you thought about poisoning him?
(Ittybittykitty, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:41, archived)
# not poisoning
but exploding and stabbing and shooting

poisoning might work though. he'll eat just about anything...
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# it's the subtle, slow approach
although you wouldn't want to go to jail so he's not worth the effort. May I ask what he did?
Apart from being a wanker?
(Ittybittykitty, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# sent me a sniveling
email saying "don't come, some mysterious thing has happened to my sis, I'm working real hard and feel ill, also the terrorists might get you"
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:51, archived)
# oh, the terrorists might get you.
You could go to Greece instead. Maybe pick up a nice Greek fellow, get him to feed you grapes on the beach?
(Ittybittykitty, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)
# or an Italian....
they are rather nice....
(pussycat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:59, archived)
# mmmm
bronze and slightly furry men with grapes

this is also a god idea
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:02, archived)
# oh yes, an Italian
who makes his own gnocchi.
(Ittybittykitty, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:02, archived)
# yes yes!
and lovely pasta! and his dad makes ice cream!!!!

and he can say 'cat is the most beautiful girl in the world' in itallian and i will just melt....yes yes yes yes oh yes

just the thought i doing it for me
(pussycat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:05, archived)
# woo to the post mate
make him eat his own knackers!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# 'eat his own knackers'
now there is an image!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:52, archived)
# are they toxic?
or should I let him bleed to death...
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:53, archived)
# both
bleeding to death while eating them.....
(pussycat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 9:58, archived)
# oh I like this idea
I like it a lot
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)
# i'm gonna get a petri dish of the clap....
from my friend....
and then invite him round....and rub it on his tackle while hes sleeping.....

:) but i think you should go for full on bleeding and death....
(pussycat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Then empty his bank account
and find yourself a nice Greek or Italian man who makes his own gnocchi and pasta and gelato, and feeds you grapes until you feel you're just going to burst with joy.

Why can't you have both?
(Ittybittykitty, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:13, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Woo for 1000 posts.
And lots of sympathy for all the other stuff.
Not that it's much practical help, but time wounds all heels, and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 10:23, archived)