A chap was cycling along the other dayand as he passed my kids he started cycling with no hands.
This pissed me off and I said so - there was no need to make life a bit more dangerous just as he came past the buggy.
'Oi!' I said 'Hold on to the fucking bars!'.
'What?' Retorts this chap.
'Two fucking hands!' says I
'I have only got one fucking hand' he replies.
He holds up his stump and I see it is true. I was still right and he was still wrong, but I was somewhat buggered for moral high ground.
(This pissed me off and I said so - there was no need to make life a bit more dangerous just as he came past the buggy.
'Oi!' I said 'Hold on to the fucking bars!'.
'What?' Retorts this chap.
'Two fucking hands!' says I
'I have only got one fucking hand' he replies.
He holds up his stump and I see it is true. I was still right and he was still wrong, but I was somewhat buggered for moral high ground.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36,
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You just know he's going to come back as Darth Vader one day.
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Tue 20 May 2008, 20:53,
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